Getting hit at 10am this morning with the 10+ work emails I snoozed in Gmail yesterday…what kind of sick joke is this?

it’s true, my water broke at Barbenheimer

I am trying to figure out how to remove folded creases from a vintage poster and all the search results are AI generated SEO articles built from other AI generated SEO articles

oh, what folly

I had a great workout this morning and am feeling surged up and ready to conquer the world

gay guys from Brooklyn will go to Berghain one time and then tell you the only drug they take now is something called 7QVC

not you catching strays from thermal dynamics

awoke from a nap ready to finish some chores and realized i already did my most dreaded sunday task before i fell asleep, so i am rewarding myself with more napping

hey, are you watching From from MGM Plus from Prime Video from Amazon?

the straight cis people next door are partying like gays and dolls

might start putting “lost my chats” in app bios so I don’t have to scroll up

my hamstrings could turn coal into diamonds this morning

Oh no wonder you’ve already napped, his routine is waking up at 4am

as usual, you’re out of control

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Without stating your age, post your favourite film released the year you turned 18

boy howdy

would you rather be the winner of drag race season 8 or the winner of season 18

Jane Dont on fire like the Hunger Games

no, ask Frank to

Someone tried to send me a Google Chat even though we exclusively use Slack at work, and I feel like I should be able to take them to small claims court because of it.

jim, they know

guys who get hit with a receding hairline and thinning hair deciding to “grow it out” thinking no one will know they’re balding

me on my couch, this week long af

br0

the most "Imagine Lana Del Rey doing a Bond song" Bond song imaginable.

Lana finally getting to do a Bond song, and it's for a video game.