a close up of a cat wearing a yellow scarf and a yellow hat ALT: a close up of a cat wearing a yellow scarf and a yellow hat

Was trying to be a dick about it for the #laughs and ended up faceplanting cuz Sam was like "Maybe you should just hug us because we all really believe in your abilities" like EW shut up stop being NICE and GENUINE you're making me soft 👎🏻👎🏻

In other news in a move apparently literally every single one of my friends but me saw coming I'm changing my major to English ✌🏻 Sam even fucking thought I was already an Eng major apparently like DUDE??? 😭😭 Godbless god give me the strength 2 put in my conc. as Eng studies & not creative writing

Makes me wonder if that means he wrote Oda with the same intention and that guy isn't in fact a himbo but the king of all trolls

Day 2 of Being More Active On Bluesky. Twitter taking me out right now because a hilarious percentage of the BSD fandom STILL have not figured out what a troll Asagiri is & that you can't take half the shit he says in interviews at face value

In Lily land my life is falling apart cuz apparently I am hopeless w/out autocorrect but Samsung's is the most heinous thing I've ever had the misfortune of experiencing I am NOT masochistic enough for that bs (owing to new phone who dis cuz smashed mine right in front of her while visiting Kerry 🥀)

Don't have any fics to post & I am not fucking crossposting the 18-tweet screenplay style thread I wrote last week so just gonna start yapping about my life or BSD or whatever sparks the fancy of my big mouth on any given day 🔥🔥

I need to start being more active here again it's so peaceful and lowkey I love it if you keep in mind it's a little bit of an echo chamber this is the superior way to social media

While I'm here, the whole "block and move on" culture everyone says they want here should extend to the "news sites" that exist solely to get a reaction out of you.

Stop quote tweeting them at the very least

Realized several days later I posted a dead link whoopsies

archiveofourown.org/works/794676...

Lily ten years ago writing bullshit on FFNet your hard work WILL pay off one day keep on marching soldier

Someone in the comments was like "I wanted Dazai DEAD this whole fic I hate him so bad but fuck me if he isn't comedy gold" and holy shit I've literally hit my peak as a ficwriter cuz my intentions for a fic have never matched up with how it reads to others so perfectly LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

(Dx + Referral Attached)
#Skk • 32k • Rated T
Three chapters, complete.

"Breaking News: Traumatized Idiots Who Are Also Dumbfuck 17-Year-Old Boys Don't Get How Falling in Love Works", the fic.

🔗archiveofourown.org/works/79467626/chapters/...

YEAHHH finally posted a fic for the first time in literally half a year I'm lazy so I'm just mostly copy-pasting the promo from Twt hold up

#bsd

A series of WhatsApp messages that read as follows: “Ene man I just read the fic the fuck”; “This is. Quite literally the most thoughtful gift I have ever received”; [The next message and half of the one after that are censored with a large radioactive symbol over them]; “… Anyway I’m going to go drink an antifreeze colada and crash the fuck out about this now but te quiero mucho siempre corazón and also what the FUCK girlypop”.

Rofl I’ll drop me going postal on ws here too you guys do not understand how hard I go for this fic

#iLoveMyTalentedWifeWhoIsSoNiceToMe
Gracias de nuevo corazón sabes te quiero pero TE QUIERO ENE 🔥🫶🏻

Everything Is Complicated (You + Him + Me)

◽️ +10,4 w. | shortfic
◽️ #albachuuzai
◽️ dazai is a lil shit, suffering ’tross & chuuya needs a hug
◽️ fluff + humor + angst?
◽️ soft idiots in love + 🔞
◽️ a rom-com? no way

@hibiscesque.bsky.social, love u a lot! 💞

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/76459676

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Orange and white cat wishes you a happy Caturday

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Habby #Caturday 4reelz this time!

Malaika enabled me again with the Vrch agenda I fear it’s a double digit k length study of said mental deterioration featuring psychosis-induced hallucinations of Dazai & the Flags

Funny thing is that in terms of how depictions of r/ape go it’s literally an anti’s wet dream. Inherently explicitly condemnatory by the very nature of showing incredibly disturbing levels of long-term mental deterioration as a result of the s/exual trauma but like. Go off I guess b/sky 🤷🏻‍♀️

Remembered that this place exists again. Probably(?) posting a fic soon but pretty sure it goes against b/luesky’s new t/erms of s/ervice so I don’t think I can even post the link here LOL??? Ang got a fic link sniped just the other day <//3

At least Dazai GOT OUT bro, y'know

Which ties into my other 3 am haunt thought that Chuu will be in the mafia for the rest of his life that was sparked by someone playing BSD scenes to Piano Man (the song not the Flag) on TikTok and putting Chuu there for the Davy lines. He doesn't want better for himself but I WANT BETTER FOR HIM

He's so fucking manipulative he fucked them up so bad but he loves them in his own way and I love him. It's my 3 am haunt thought that Chuuya as an adult is probs fully aware abt how he used to manipulate him as a child and forgave & is loyal to him anyway bc forgiveness and loyalty are his curse

They're fucking crazy there but someone keeps sending me questions on Strawpage about Dazai & Chuuya's relationships with our favorite ex-doctor ex-soldier mafia boss and BOY do I love yapping about that so I forgive them ❤️

An extended bio that reads as follows— FYI: 1. I block very freely; it's usually nothing personal! 2. I already know exactly what the people I follow post. I don't care, because I know they don't & often have very personal reasons not to condone the dark topics they write/draw IRL. 3. I don't want your "hall pass" because I write dark topics in an "acceptable" & "non-romanticized" way. Just block me. 4. My final, immovable stance: Fiction can affect reality, but they do not have a one-to-one relationship and I am tired of people being deliberately obtuse about that.

Have to say I appreciate the new Twitter extended bio feature bc I can ward off all the tomfoolery in one go lol. Yes, unfortunately number three is necessary and I have found this out the hard way

Just realized I forgot the blurb I used on other platforms whoops 😔💔

Like genuinely when I start feeling bad abt my writing I go back to Less Like You chapter two and read what ppl said to me down there LOL smut character studies actually unequivocally bring out an entire other breed /pos

I have to say I have been enjoying this experience because I am an attention whore & my smut character studies always get more and kinder comments than any other genre I post (besides crack but don’t love posting that so 👎🏻)