Not sure I can handle 5 more games of this

Wolves and Nuggets getting officiating by magic 8 ball

Clutch time = Murray time

Jokic is a bitch

If this is the first basketball game you had ever watched, you would have no idea what is or is not a foul.

Bull fucking shit

Incidental contact if I’ve ever seen it

i gotta say I'm not sure about the decision to have this game commentated by jesse ventura's less charismatic younger brother

Holy hell, Rudy

If this is the first basketball game you had ever watched, you would have no idea what is or is not a foul.

I miss NAW

I feel like I could be really good as the dude laying down under the soccer free-kick wall.

Uh, yeah

How is that a foul on Ayo? He has a right to be there.

the only way Draymond's season could end

I'm dying at this

Draymond and Booker both getting ejected is pretty great. Scott Foster, for once, was a source of joy.

“Guggenheim fellow won’t wipe away your crimes” is absolutely the perfect title for a mid-side B song by Dashboard Confessional.

How is the review taking this long?

"Kornheiser is going to be disappointed in you..."

Bridges is a punk

I’m sorry he got so blackout drunk they had to ask for SWAT door busting equipment?!

Whew, you could write a whole grad student dissertation on this excerpt. One issue is the use of "elite." I'm sure Mamdani's parents are doing fine, but "Manhattan elite" is a realm of billionaires, not a filmmaker and a college professor. Their wealth and power is a rounding error to Jamie Dimon.

hi yes i can field this one, the answer is “because their shit is made up”

He actually seems unusually coherent here to me.

Why was the East 9/10 game last night? I thought they went 7/8 on Tuesday for an extra day of rest for the loser.

Trump is running an interesting experiment in how many self-identified Christian Americans have actual religious commitments and how many are just into it because it provides a means for the socially defensible expression of bigotry bsky.app/profile/bria...

At least Spurs are going down

Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.