Ooh, Steve Brule would be great for Infowars

God doesn't actually provide a purpose for existing, either

Sometimes you'll meet a mortal
Who knows
Secrets
And it's ok

I probably made it go down that one time I threw up on it. I don't normally throw up on rides; I was actually sick that day

Then why is he so sweaty?

No one can defeat the quad-laser.

Yeah, it's a bourgeoise-money scenario

I'd find a way to not even have gutters, tbh

I saw a coyote

William Henry Harrison was the best president

The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.

All you had to do was not touch my stapler

It does reveal which part later in the episode

You'll be around longer.

How many car batteries does it take?

Like even if this all ends without an escalation from the present level of bloodshed Trump and his administration should be held accountable for the threat alone. Making this threat, on its own, is a crime against humanity.

He should be removed just for suggesting it.

I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.

And pickup basketball!

I had to scroll up to figure out you weren't talking about Andre the Giant

why saying that AI is incredible followed by a series of non-loading comments because the vibe-coded site is fucking broken

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

Call it Fool's Kombucha

If Angine de Poitrine is up your alley, it probably means you like instrumental psychedelic rock, so check out Ozric Tentacles.

Also check out Eat Static, which is basically Ozric Tentacles making electronic dance music

I wonder if there will be enough space to add the rest of epstein's birthday card around trump's signature

Now sub balsamic vinegar for the maple syrup

Everyone is turned into a fruit bat

So everyone is my fursona?

Also not related but maybe some of you heard about it:

"Chat GPT" actually sounds funny in french
it sounds like: "Chat, I farted".

Because GPT is said "gé pé té" and sounds like "j'ai pété" = I farted.

.... if you didn't know that, you know now lol

Airport staff in Tasmania found a possum blending in a little too well among stuffed toys in a gift shop. https://cnn.it/41bdpu6

I had an employer do this shit and finally they tried to offer me a lower paid position as they laid me off because they thought I'd be ineligible to claim unemployment when I turned it down. The judge did not agree.