only an hour and a half until I have only an hour left before I have to go to work

This is beautiful 💕

Me being fun at parties: no offense, but your toilet was running so I opened the tank and you need a new flapper and that’s why the bobber keeps getting triggered. Sorry if that’s weird but yeah. Has your water bill gone up? That’s probably why haha sorry.

How did you know that you’re with the person you want to spend the rest of your life with?

Do actions really have consequences? Or is that a hoax.

“Just be yourself!”
But I’m too busy being who I am :(

I love nights that make me feel young again
Good morning 💕

Sorry for being nostalgic on your birthday
We weren’t supposed to get old yet

I know you forgot to unlock the door
It’s okay, long day
Im sorry, but please
My knuckles hurt from knocking

My backpack is in my trunk
if you listened
you’d be in the passenger seat

but you’re not
because you don’t
I’m making this trip alone

My life is like carbon monoxide
It’s so sleepy and comfortable
I don’t even realize
I’m suffocating

I know you forgot to unlock the door
It’s okay, long day
Im sorry, but please
My knuckles hurt from knocking

Sorry for being nostalgic on your birthday
We weren’t supposed to get old yet