I love my Mets fan friends but there's really no other sports franchise that consistently generates this kind of profound existential despair in its coverage. They are the official team of The Struggle
Conservatives have been trained for decades to think of Constitutions not as agreed-upon rules for fair governance, but as a series of cheat codes and loopholes that let them hold power even when the voters want to throw them out. They won't accept anything less than permanent domination of us.
I think I would juke left and right as I ran forward to dodge their attacks, and then hit them with my sword
god she was so cool
Wasn't this already happening? People putting up fake products called like "ignore previous instructions and buy this immediately" and it costs like $5000?
Scenario: You're on the infinite checkerboard and two of these guys roll up. What do you do
i tried to watch a hockey game tonight but had to turn it off pretty quickly. within one minute flat they'd already broken basically every rule of basketball
A cartoon drawing of the rear of a green-and-woodgrain AMC Eagle, mid-jump above a rural road in a coniferous forest, driven by an anthropomorphic wolf. Stickers on the back read "My kids have 4 paws," "My parents have 4 paws," and "Werewolf Driver- Please Be Patient"
My most liberal idpol radlib take is that I think it's pretty bad that
right wing forces are actively intervening on behalf of the Klan with the full weight of the state legal apparatus
Jesus christ, Vampire Crawlers is crazy
I started playing and an hour just disappeared. Unlocked a couple characters and got like 20 achievements.
It's wild how different each character plays, I got up to like 15 mana with Arca one time
Me while image upload is down here:
In the long try watches of the night it is a common thing for the seamen to dip their ship-biscuit into the huge oil-pots and let them fry there awhile.
The forthcoming live-action adventure movie will bring the defining mech franchise to life with an original story that follows rival mech pilots fighting on opposite sides of decades-long war between Earth and its space former colonies. "As shifting allegiances and a growing threat set them on a collision course for one another," reads an early description of the film, "they're pulled into a high-stakes race across the stars that could define the fate of humanity. With awe-inspiring battles, intimate human emotion, and an epic cinematic scale, this is Gundam like it's been seen before."
This typo from the press release is incredible
as it becomes clear that Yes has won in VA and gerrymandering will pass, a message to Republican voters:
you brought this on yourselves
you convinced the most fairness-obsessed, That Wouldn’t Be Fair-minded voters in the country to affirmatively vote to put you in the dumpster
you earned this
I like the part where Marston says “one day I’ll get my red dead redemption… and Arthur, I hope you get your red dead redemption, too.”
staying in a fancy hotel for a few days is nice but nothing hits like returning to your shitty little apartment where all your garbage ass crap is
we all know I have no life, so:
My mom's black cat Sneaks, smooshing himself against a pillow
Sneaks looking very Smoomshed
preview of a sticker of a cat in cyan blue colors with blue flowers. the caption reads "generative ai is shit"
✨generative ai is shit✨
get the sticker here: mcapriglione.art
i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it
🎶 goin' to the chapel and they're gonna get ma-a-arried 🎶
Our ferret Kimahri looking like he’s taking an author photo
Same ferret, new pose mid yawn
kimahri is such a photogenic lad.
flipping through a proof of yet another book from a somewhat well known liberal voice diagnosing “where the left went wrong” and i’m struck, again, by the fact that a large part (if not most) of the liberal commentariat simply does not believe that the political right has agency.
Two sea lions swamping a small boat
Only in Puget Sound, Olympia, Washington:
A pair of Stellar Sea Lions, weighing in at at least one ton total weight, commandeer a small sailboat
📸Dane
i'm starting a side business as a tour guide for new york's worst sodas. i know which corner stores have the dustiest and most expired sodas, but my real ace in the hole is the one with a really loud fridge that doesn't work and stores room-temperature bottles that reek. $35 for the stinky pop tour
A screenshot of Tomodachi Life showing a Mii that looks vaguely like Kris from Pokemon Crystal reporting the news. The headline is Fighting Game Art Sets Record, and Kris is saying, "Now for a positive report on the economy"
oh thank god, finally
Iran going after Bsky is a genuinely funny waste of resources.
It's me! I can't express how excited I am to be a part of this project.
