“Miami has fallen apart like a three dollar lawn chair” - the inimitable Eric Collins

If Pop were coaching it would simply be

LeBron: DNP - Old

Jalen Suggs heard yelling “You aint bout that Suggs life”

POSTER ALERT: Brandon Ingram throws it down on Kalkbrenner

Kon Knueppel is a baller

The 2025-26 NBA Is Warped Beyond Recognition Blowouts, skewed standings and historically bad bottom-feeders are twisting the entire season out of shape — and the tank race hasn't even started cooking yet.

Do you feel like there’s been more blowouts than usual? It’s not just your imagination, per Neil Paine

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Anthony Davis is a social construct

Per the NBA:

Jalen Johnson (23y, 330d) became the youngest player since Magic Johnson (21y, 227d) to record 30+ points, 15+ rebounds, 10+ assists, and 5+ steals in a game.

Magic Johnson did so on 3/29/1981.

If he keeps this up, Scottie Barnes is going to make a case for an All-NBA spot this season

28/10/8 with 5 blocks to lead the Raptors to two games over .500 for the first time in almost three years

Alex Caruso for first team all hustle

The Thunder are a ridiculously well-oiled machine

The oldest team in the league lost a player to a hip injury

The weekly bingo nights must be getting pretty heated

Next year the All Star game will feature 12 teams based on astrological birth sign

If there are not enough Capricorns or Geminis then Adam Silver will select more players based on zodiacal compatibility

Fire Nico: The Musical is finally going to have a happy ending

A small measure of justice for Mavs fans, but it’s never going to fix the pain of seeing Luka in a Lakers jersey

All these nailbiters and the Pelicans are down 30 to the Suns

The Hawks stealing their first round pick was bird on bird violence

Wemby getting in on the clutch parade

Crazy night of hoops

Jaime Jaquez Jr with the gorgeous spin to tie it up, then Donovan Mitchell misses the buzzer beater so Cavs and Heat headed to OT

Desmond Bane with the crazy contested buzzer beater to win it for the Magic

Tyrese Maxey with the slippery finish to end the half with 17 points

This is why he’s number two in the NBA in scoring

Luka with another monster game:

35 points
9 boards
13 assists
5 steals
2 blocks

And the Lakers are now 7-2 as the number 2 seed in the West

Incredible comeback by the Bulls from 24 down as Vuc nails the 3 with three seconds left

Giannis to ball: “GIANNIS SMASH”

Giannis hulking out

The unprotected first round pick that New Orleans sent to Atlanta is going to haunt the Pelicans more than the terrifying face of King Cake Baby

Keep expecting the Bulls to turn into a pumpkin but they just keep winning

Josh Giddey with a career high 32 points along with 10 boards and 9 assists to lead the Bulls to a 5-0 record

Scottie Barnes has been on fire from three to start this season

Why? Halloween is awesome

Ryan Rollins has officially exorcised the ghost of Ryan Hollins from the NBA

32 points and 8 assists in the Bucks win over the Dubs

Cooper Flagg is going to be a grandpa before this baseball game ends

This should not be possible