having my own personal office is hilarious bc when my door is closed people think i’m doing something really important when actually i look exactly like this

circling back on this

we will be releasing box for buddy box for star for the next 15 years

new personal mantra “just go clean. go clean something. who gives a shit”

to be loved is to be optimized by an algorithm

MIKE D: Cranial hemorrhage means we got a brain

EVERY BEASTIE BOY: BLAND

MIKE D: It impairs cognition of the words we

EVERY BEASTIE BOY: LUNG

you should not market or promote or even make people aware of your art object. you have to release your art object alone, silently, in a windowless room. if it is sufficiently Beautiful and Virtuous people will intuitively sense it/seek it out. this is the only ethical way to make or consume art

“Happy as a clam” makes some incredible assumptions re: clam psychology

great movie about hanging out with a friend who kinda sucks

Love will make you fit it all in the car

sort of fascinated by internet 3.0 where everything is falling apart and nothing works

this is totally the reason. we’ve been taking water from the tap and letting it sit on the counter for a bit just to let the volatiles evaporate. then we just keep a container of that in the fridge. it’s a pain but the water tastes way better.

my most evil trait is that i’m a recreational R user

Goodtime Jesus Jesus got up one day a little later than usual. He had been dreaming so deep there was nothing left in his head. What was it? A nightmare, dead bodies walking all around him, eyes rolled back, skin falling off. But he wasn't afraid of that. It was a beautiful day. How 'bout some coffee? Don't mind if I do. Take a little ride on my donkey, I love that donkey. Hell, I love everybody. James Tate (1979)

how life feels after recovering from a mysterious disease

so i’m obsessed with this little guy

i just KNOW that geryon was listening to a fuckton of car seat headrest

come to the location. And don’t forget to bring your vibe !!

thomas pynchon names are insane like what do you mean that’s Funch?

Ethel Cain I could show you so many YouTube videos.

Girl clam down

8-1 is literally fucking nuts

you’ll be having an okay day and BOOM here comes the supreme court

*puts this on your windowsill*

cmon man i literally JUST riddled you that

evil mad scientists must be so good at writing grant proposals

love genz slop. oh you’re wearing booty shorts that say depression on back? you’ve got a hat that just says “cigarette” on it?? hell yeah man literally who gives a fuck

learnING 💜

did you here?? this too just passed. it literally just happened !!

funny coincidence that these are used in tv screens actually lol