I just know that Hannibal would find the sight of someone he loves stimming to be so incredibly endearing

Also TMI but I always see people complain about losing their ass when losing weight

I have had the exact opposite

I HAVE AN ASS NOW

Photo of me wearing black shorts. I also have a white t-shirt with a Hannibal art graphic, and visibly tattooed arms and legs

CW: weight loss

I just shouted FUCK OFF in my house when trying on some clothes because mine were getting too big again

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I FIT A UK SIZE 16 SHORTS

WHAT DO YOU MEEAAAN

Last time I fit this size was probably like 15 years ago??

Whilst I was out, Honey decided that only doing his big poops at night was boring

But he at least kept it (mostly) to a puppy pad

Rarer still, he also peed on the pad

But at least he didn't completely cover himself (and only part of the floor) in poop, I appreciate that

On Thursday I might go and get some new holes put into my body

Okay I'm very sorry Project Hail Mary, I love you very much but I am exhausted so I am going home

The cats will appreciate it as they will get their dinner on time

But it is also really long and I am really tired lmao

I'm feeling really tired, I don't know if I should stay out for that final showing of PHM in 20 minutes or go home

Weeeehhh

I'll probably stay, it's not like my brain needs to be seriously active during a fourth viewing of PHM 😂

Lee Cronin's The Mummy is very silly and it loses its pace at the end but I actually really enjoyed it lmao

If you like not having to take horror seriously, and things like Evil Dead, I think you'll like it

Pro-tip:

If your tummy can't handle much or very rich food, don't eat a chocolate twist immediately before a very loud horror movie

Trailers got me feeling like I'm going to throw up lmao

Internalized homophobia cop will #hannibal

Apparently it’s Lesbian Visibility Week currently so a pretty perfect time to post a regency Murder Wives chapter.

#Hannibal

archiveofourown.org/works/736281...

😺🍖Hannicat ‘I never feel guilty eating anything.’

ALL ARE MINE!!!

Pic 2 of Hannicat supremacy. Have a good week.

#Hannibal
#Hannicat
#Hannigram
#madsmikkelsen

Time to watch Lee Cronin's The Mummy at the IMAX for no reason other than shits and giggles

Pure menace

Mischa has her spay and microchip booked for 11th May

SHE'S GROWING SO FAST 😭

6 month old tuxedo kitten perching on the headrest of my chair like a weirdo

*she actually turns six months old tomorrow but I wanted to share photos NOW

And here she is immediately proving my point as I was typing this

2.5 month old tuxedo kitten

2.5 month old tuxedo kitten

6 month old tuxedo kitten

6 month old tuxedo kitten

From two and a half months old on New Year's Day, to six months old today*!!!

Her freakish, menacing ways have only increased in intensity

Vet tells her she's fine, we get home and she immediately commits elder abuse

The Uber driver just discovered that if you try to speak, Mischa will meow louder to try and drown you out

(Her butt leakage might be caused by her body trying to come into season, and I got the go ahead to arrange her spay 🎉🎉🎉)

Big sigh of relief

Vet thinks Mischa's butt is totally fine, she just had some anal gland leakage lmao which he removed, so I will stop being constantly worried now

They also didn't charge me for the check which was really nice, and I have Honey's new meds to try for HIS butt

Honey's nappy also failed in a super weird way, where he managed to poop entirely out of the tail hole somehow, but having the nappy on meant that he stayed clean 😂 It just all went on a blanket

(And then he pooped in the bathroom sink whilst I gave him a gentle wipe)

It is too early for me to be awake bleeeuughhh

Gotta take Mischa to the vet to get her routine flea treatment and her butt looked at, and HOPEFULLY 🤞 finally the go ahead to get her neutered and microchipped

Then I'll be going to see the final PHM IMAX showing 💕

Senior tuxedo cat in a pink nappy, eating from a microchip cat feeder

Even moreso tonight he's convinced that the nappy has broken his legs (they already don't work great)

Doesn't stop him from casually dragging them across the house to eat

Me in pink and white striped pyjamas, sitting next to a tuxedo kitten on a desk chair

CW: weight loss mention

A true new perk to having lost some weight is that when a certain small cat steals my desk chair, I can still fit on it without having to evict her

A polite Mischa yap for your timeline

(And it's what he deserves. He won't be here forever, so he needs all the help he can get in the meantime to make sure he's okay.)

My life basically revolves around waiting for him to pee during the day, to make sure he's done it successfully, and then tending to him after he poops during the night 😂

The benefit to being too disabled to work is that I'm afforded the time to basically be his carer

It's 6:30PM and I have been anxiously waiting all day for Honey to pee, because he's been trying repeatedly but to no avail

But he just managed one of his patented colossal pisses and I almost cheered out loud

It just takes a while for his body to cooperate some days