Instead of cards, I send electronic messages and make a charity donation.

The Press knew. They laughed.

The Tories knew. They didn’t care.

All I see now is hypocrisy.

Get a fairphone, all components can be replaced quite easily.

You are clearly not a fan of James Blunt, his social media is most entertaining.

Same in my career in analytical chemistry. Tasks were delegated and I expected people to be professional, flag up potential problems and use initiative.

Traditional Turkish carpets do have some interesting non square shapes woven into them.

The people with their nose in their phone whilst dog walking are frequently those people who fail to notice their dog having a shit.

Whilst technically fruit, so are aubergine, courgette, cucumber, tomatoes, butternut squash. There are battles worth fighting and I don't think this is worth your energy. Also, using home delivery avoids the store layout frustration.

14 years of Tory cuts. Cameron's swingeing cuts when he came in.

The ideal bagel is no bagel.

A person who doesn't pick up after their dog is a low life c**t who doesn't deserve the joy of owning a dog. And yes I pick up that shit as well as that from my dog.

If they want to block something, they could consider their local US air base.

Don't worry, I might be in Wessex, but that treasonous 💩 is someone I'd happily lead into the marshes to drown.

You are an idiot and now I have finished my bacon sandwich, I'll nip off to get a beer. BTW, my neighbour Mohammed is one of the nicest and most charitable people I know.

You are mistaken in your assessment of weather forecasting. The UK Met Office is very accurate with UK weather, particularly when you add in the tools they give on their app.

Not quite as moving as "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain", but memorable

I'm sure a Lego version of a plan could be put together for him.

I was doing a little gardening and I was under the crab apple tree and the bees were really going for it here as well.

I spent many years working in laboratories where food composition was being tested. I know what is allowed in and is actually in sausages (it's not as bad as you think 🤣🤣)

Lol, when interviewed late in my career, the 30 odd years experience I held had companies paying a lot of money. Solved a lot of problems quickly, trained people and put robust systems in place.

Nose to tail? What about Lips and arseholes?

When my mother wrote her will, Brother, Sister and I were executors, we all had a copy beforehand. Didn't involve a solicitor apart from in selling the house. So no.

Other than the tax and Brexit issues, the man ignores the fact that the UK hasn't been self-sufficient in food since before Napoleonic times and that investment in renewable energy is a great way to achieve energy independence. 🤷‍♂️

That'll be some orange flavoured "not containing chocolate" biscuits things then.

I was looking for the comments so I could report what utter BS it is.

At one time, part of my career was checking food labels. Can confirm that this is a complete non-story. The attention being given to it is bizarre - unless of course you are some right wing Brexit loving loon.

I have a bit of fun pointing out the Celtic origins of geographic features and place names. There are a good few river Avons and a lot of coombes in my neck of the woods.

Pray tell o wise one, which 40 mins should be lost? It was a beautifully crafted series and you think two thirds could be easily chopped out? Go sit in the corner and reflect on your foolishness.

They will find out the hard way if they try to sell and don't have the full legal paperwork.

So effing true. And they are almost invariably wrong.