we all know I have no life, so:

You're confusing Gen X with Yuppies. The '80s sucked.

There is a band I have hated since the 1980s, foisted upon me on every soft rock station playing in every shopping mall and grocery store for the past 40 years.

They just appeared in my Discovery feed and I cannot begin to express the simple joy of pressing "Block."

Take the wins, my friends.

Shadowlands

You Can't Take it With You

The Effects of Gamma Rays on Man in the Moon Marigolds

I love a maquette!

#theatresky

We are looking at a painting of St Liphardus - a 6th-century lawyer, hermit and abbot in Meung-sur-Loire near Orléans, France. He is wearing bishops clothing including a surplus and mitre and is holding a crook. On a lead is a small knee high green and blue dragon.

We’re very sorry sir but you cannot bring your emotional support dragon in here.

it's national library week, please go ask your local public librarians for a book recommend; we need a break from the photocopier. #booksky

Questions raised over Lord Mandelson’s work with Chinese ‘influence operation’ New ambassador to US and his consultancy firm under spotlight over links to agency said to have aim of co-opting western businesspeople

If only someone had warned him---

Oh, wait. I have 2025 on the line.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Watching everything going down in politics this week and was like, "So... The Thick of It was a documentary...?"

"It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it." ~ Julia Child

Evening commute.
#pnwlyfe

#dailybanana

You ever notice how in the Superman the Movie poster, he's got one fist out, and on Superman II he's got two fists out? Well BUCKLE UP, I gave him three and four fists for Superman III and Superman IV, respectively. Hilarious!

They're cowards for not doing this.

Photo I took of these wonderful people (the faces of whom I’ve blacked out) singing happy Birthday to their lovely old dog at a bar I was at tonight in Portland

I was at a dog-friendly bar in NW Portland tonight and a table behind me started singing Happy Birthday and then I realized it wasn’t for a person but a really old dog who was wearing a crown and he was old and fucking adorable and I love this city

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight. Bring a knife to a vault containing many wheels of cheese in a brutalized postapocalyptic society where knives are only a legend. You are now Knifebringer, Divider of the Cheese. Raise your knife and rule the clans.

This looks like a flyer for a show I’d 100% buy tickets to. These are all great band names.

Do You Eat
Quaker
Oats
If Not You Should
They Are The Best

Well, well, well…

I can hear these pictures

Ooo... Is that a Donutelier box?

I've cancelled all my streamers except for PBS, BritBox, and BroadwayHD.

And folks?

The openness of a Friday night without the siren call of a binge watch is intoxicating.

I didn’t notice the three entrances to Titanique before

🔥🇺🇦The 11th Separate Army Aviation Brigade "Kherson" demonstrated how the crew of a Yak-52 light aircraft destroys Russian Shahed/Geran drones.

My sister's kid wanted a trash party. So. We threw them a trash party.

Tag your porn, gawddamnit!

Sure, I could have leftovers. But why do that when I could order food and create MORE leftovers?

Something smells, and it ain't yesterday's tuna casserole.

heated chivalry

Love how some letters are rare. The little thrill of spotting an X or a Z trying to camouflage themselves among the normal letters. What are you doing you spooky little cryptid, get back to the maths problems where you belong.