Oui 👌

"Please, sir. I want the dot"

You speak truth I have never considered

Always on brand

Omggggg 😍😍

ever.

Bye mini vacation & breakfast mimosas 😪

Last nights fit, witch transformation complete ✨️

Looks cute, but can't read a map

Love 🥹

A close up of Florence singing

Florence against a blurred out crowd

Florence up close and singing again

Florence and her coven

I'm on trial, waiting til the beat comes out, who's a heretic now? ✨️

"What a great time to overthink", said no one, ever.

Paint me like one of your French girls

SQUEEEE.
What's his name?! 😍

This feels suggestive
(compliment)

The equal division of morning pats between pets is very serious business

Your dog wrote this.

LESS. THAN. A. WEEK.

Rescued a dog running in traffic today on my lunch, who is now safe with the SPCA awaiting pickup from his family (after we had lunch together, of course). Miss him 🥹

A coworker asked if I would go to one with her around here, and I said absolutely, as long as I could use my rounds as live roast battles.
Still not sure why she opted to take someone else.

It's not that I'm easily annoyed, but rather, that everything is annoying.

The space mission was actually to distribute invitations to all nearby aliens requesting immediate takeover.

It's just like you to always look on the bright side

Coping humour folks cracking jokes together until the end

My timing on coming back to social media was not optimal

I'm pro scalloped potatoes, but do realize they are the most controversial potato choice 🤣

Thank you! We tried the "shaving cream egg dye" method. Super fun!

it's been a minute, but wanted to hop on here to wish everyone a Happy Easter 🐣

The vibe I strive for 💯