I want tiny cans of ginger ale

I would love to operate a big winch

OMG HE'S BACK IN STOCK

they did surgery on a ferrero rocher

Are you bisexual 🙂‍↕️?
or
Are you bisexual 😤?

hand holding an old style flip phone closed. time is 7:30. there is a pixelated fish on the screen. a fish is calling, clearly

lebbian

A chicken walking on the beach the caption is: If you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day

Congratulations everyone

Egg in hole toast always elite

I could survive a few trips through the dishwasher

If you're an lgbtq news outlet, your job is not, contrary to what you might think, giving every queer person alive a heart attack every morning

Im gonna get a finger transplanted onto my other hand and then get Village Diva tatted on my knuckles #youalreadyknow

I'm holding a ball that I found lfg

I found a ball

No way they named it slugma

Powerade xtra sour is not really that sour but it is very good

Samsung emojis kinda goated

I'm like a stoner except I don't smoke alotta weed 🥴

S2g my insta algo is so scuffed now, I'm still surprised at the sudden change. Also good tho more time off meta products

Dam, insta has rly been ramping up the showing me shit I'm not trying see thing lately

The stoner/metalhead/skater/recluse/secret girl venn diagram

It's official- trader joes ginger beer smacks

Clicking down ur pop socket is the modern equivalent to clacking a flip phone closed

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It's non-binary awareness week, here's some facts you should know:

Non-binary people are diurnal, meaning they're most active in the morning and the evening.

Non-binary people are usually not aggressive but dont startle them.

Don't feed non-binary people from your hand, they can bite.

De-appleifying my shiz after a few years n it feels gooood hahahah get bent apple

News paper clipping: 'There is no ethical way to use the major Al image generators. All of them are trained on stolen images, and all of them are built for the purpose of deskilling, disempowering and replacing real, human artists. - MOLLY CRABAPPLE, artist and activist

forgive them father.. they know not bout wahoo

Switching back to my old budget android w a HEADPHONE JACK