My favourite shirt to piss off the younger researchers

No one tell @site42.bsky.social. We did it guys, we made the tree scream. I should probably tiktok about it.

First lobcorp fanart,,, wanted to try using the lasso tool,,, no i dont know why he is my current blorbo either,,,
#art #fanart #lobotomycorporation #ayin #x

(completely unprompted) i'm becoming evil

there are certainly things happening in the world right now

that’s a lot of things!

One of the greatest moments of my life was being in a VC when this information came to light.... he he Ukee-lee-lee

Dr. [NAME PENDING] // SCP-963-RE

If anyone was wondering, this is what my music taste is like!

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Halloween and Nightmare on 17th Street

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#SCPFoundation #scp

Who needs the Department of Disinformation when high schoolers exist?

N

Nuh

Nuh uh—

If anyone tells you I have ever possessed a gerbil they’re lying, 963-RE only works on anthropoids

Birdphobia shaking my smh

Someone left a sticky note with this thing on my desk today

On a completely separate note, Site-19 might get a mascot soon!

Scout’s honour, they’re lying!

Finally some good education!

In your other account, the in character one, I said the same thing remember?-

OH SO WHEN IT’S NOT ME IT’S FINE AND YES I’M BREAKING THE FORTH WALL SHUT UP I CAN DO WHAT I WANT

Oh god damn it SCP-001, not again.

@sunshinesreaper.bsky.social

I don’t care who the IRS sends, I am not paying my taxes!!!

Why the fuck is there a twink in my office

MOTHER FUCKER I’M ALREADY DEALING WITH THE SHIT DIOGENES PUTS ME THROUGH GODDAMNIT

Wait!!! They don’t love you like I love you!!!

:)

He may or may not have gotten bit by a zombie in a halloween party, and yes he dressed up as 49

#scp #scpfoundation

Get worse so he realises “oh shit maybe not taking care of yourself does bad things”, it definitely works!

[Stuffed toy squeak sound effect when squeezed]

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For anyone actually wondering, this is a reference to the lyrics

“A cigarette pressed between her lips but I’m staring at her tits it’s the wrong way”

from the song wrong way

I’m not THAT weird! I just have pizzaz is all