One way to get kids interested in baseball is to keep talking about a player’s big butt.

I was happier when I thought "Grok" was a secondary nickname for National Football League athlete Rob Gronkowski

A Mickey Mouse pretzel held by a be-watched hand (mine) in front of the Tower of Terror and gorgeous tall Florida palm trees on Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood Studios, you know the ones! The sky is beautiful and blue with some nice puffy white clouds

😌😌😌

An inconclusive list of very straight artists that are very gay to me because I listened to them a lot when I was 13-16 and had an inkling that Something Was Up:
- Barenaked Ladies
- Augustana
- Dashboard Confessional

Holy shit

DISNEY STOP ANNOUNCING OTHER STUFF AND DROP THE FOODIE EATS WHATEVER GUIDE TO RAINBOW GAY SNACKIES CHALLENGE

I'm just a woman who is not the target audience for professional baseball broadcasts watching one ad after another for erectile dysfunction meds on MLB TV

Kleya pushing granny in a space wheelchair on Andor

“when I saw Star Wars, we were led to believe Darth Vader and Anakin Skywalker were two different people”

“Ok, grandma, let’s get you to bed”

A stuffed Stitch from the 2025 Disney Pride collection!!! He is an extremely cute little guy, posed with hands on his hips and winking, and he is wearing a black hoodie with a rainbow striped bottom hem and cuffs. The hoodie says PRIDE in the middle and has rainbow Mickey Mouse shaped balloons on it

LOOK AT THE LITTLE GUY

Breathing a sigh of relief now that the Disney Pride collection merch page is showing signs of life again aka new items and not just leftover rainbow lightsaber shirts from last year

Tbh the best part of my girlfriend planning a friend's bachelorette trip to Universal is binging @orlandoparkstop.com episodes, @alicia.social and friends are just delightful, everything is so informative, I am over here having a great great time

Something that's true about my life is that my family has a custom emoji of Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer in our group chat hosted on Discord, famously a gamer chat app, so there's that

Enough "now more than ever," enough "never been more important," I am begging people to learn how to write other words

an emoji face with its eyes shut and the caption "i pretend i do not see it"

The opening paragraph of the "Human rights in the UAE" Wikipedia page: Human rights in the United Arab Emirates (UAE) are severely restricted. The UAE does not have democratically elected institutions and citizens do not have the right to change their government or form political parties. Activists and academics who criticize the government are detained and imprisoned, and their families are often harassed by the state security apparatus. There are reports of forced disappearances of foreign nationals and Emirati citizens, who have been abducted, illegally detained and tortured in undisclosed locations, and denied the right to a speedy trial or access to counsel during investigations by the UAE government. The non-governmental organisation (NGO) Human Rights Watch, states that Emirati laws maintain capital punishment and discriminate against women, migrants and LGBTQ individuals.

Disney in Abu Dhabi moodboard

Had scones with cream and jam at a proper afternoon tea in the Village yesterday and oh lord did they hit

nyc southpaw a white and light tan pup looking intently at a macbook screen while your friend darth the red panda a red panda wearing a darth vader outfit looks askance

"so pup what u are saying is based on your research there is no rule that says a dog can not be pope?"

Stunning alt text game 🫡🫡

Every person with a spectrum disorder has a more valuable life than RFK Jr, and every trans/nb person has a more valuable life than JK Rowling. You are a human with dignity and they are sunken demons

this administration had no problems fishing andrew tate out of a romanian prison

A half drunk beer in a glass with lots of cartoony drawings on it, including people cheersing with steins, the word BEER in bubble letters, and the phrase "Good Spirits" accompanied by three cutie lil ghosts

Here's a Friday beer, Friday beer is good, Kölsch is good

One week after World Pride in DC, hm surely a coincidence, got it got it

Helpful to remember: sometimes news can be good

Finally, a book with two named authors who somehow each did less than zero of the writing

Mr. Incredible in that scene where he whispers to an old woman how to navigate the insurance system so the insurance people don't ruin her life

Allison Janney in 10 Things I Hate About You, glasses perched on her nose and 90s Mac open, writing a romance novel while she's also a school secretary (dream)

The Office Space printer scene where they're in a field destroying a printer and Peter is holding the baseball bat

My patron saints of being an employed person

The centering force in Lindor's life is undoubtedly Katia. Lindor brings her up constantly, gushing about her ability to wrangle their kids while he's out hitting 30 homers a year. "I married up," he says, beaming. "I really do think that most successful people in this world have a partner. Whether it's same sex, opposite sex, whatever. I just think most have someone by their side that can keep them true to who they are. Katia has brought that to me."

Mets might've lost, but Francisco Lindor always be winning

A scene from Singin in the Rain with Don, Cosmo, and Kathy - obviously a polycule - all singing Good Mornin' together. Cosmo is standing and gesturing widely, while Don is on one knee and Kathy is perched on his leg

Is this challengers

Facebook keeps suggesting I add my literal girlfriend as a friend and I keep ignoring it because it's just getting funnier and funnier

broke: the Gulf of Mexico

woke: the Gulf of America

bespoke: the Gulf of Exploding Starships

This is a pic of Rolly Crump, Disney Imagineer, standing with a model of the Tower of the Four Winds, this kooky-ass kinetic sculpture he designed for the 1964 New York World's Fair. Rolly (white man, close-cut hair, receding hairline that is hot somehow) is a little bit jacked, his shirt is unbuttoned just right, and he is giving the camera a real sexy look. Walt Disney's hand is visible touching something on the statue on the right hand side, but like, whatever

Thinking about him (Rolly Crump, hottest Imagineer award)

Good