In the name of the daddies, the shield, and the holy spirited, amen.

Indeed. They were much easier to catch as a kid. We would hold them up to our ears, they would bite down on our earlobes, and boom lizard earrings

I will gladly give you my lizard powers; one runs into my house whenever I open the door

Hell yeah, Florida Hinx

I'm going to go wild

The ol' sandblasting/battery acid combo. Sure, we cleaned our faces the same way we cleaned factory floors, but by God the music was incredible

The dodgers fear Buctober

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My friend is a teacher in South Carolina, and one year Stephen Colbert paid for every single one of the teacher projects/wishlists in her county without any fanfare

You were like the NHL players lacing them up in the playoffs with a fractured sternum, torn ACL, detached retina, etc

Pat Listach?

Pens vs Kraken

These guys showed up at the office

Oak Island flood tunnels? Just Brad Marchand after a night out

All we have now are the Arizona Cardinals and maybe Steelers CB Beanie Bishop

What kind of dog is this?

Power. Of. Friendship.

a woman is standing in front of a that 's so raven logo ALT: a woman is standing in front of a that 's so raven logo

He really is a Ravens player. He and Harmon just felt like Steelers/Ravens types

He made it look even MORE like a dumpster?!

It's their 25th anniversary! New content on the site!

You are much stronger than I. Not even fullness can keep me from shoving the donut into my face hole

Zero donut? I do not understand this concept

Now I know the blasis of the growl

Let's go Buccos. Happy Skenes Day to all who celebrate

I had the exact same thought - I was like "man, Elijah sounds just like Bradley Cooper...wait, IS that Bradley Cooper?!"

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Scepter Personnela was an underrated catcher