Happy Birthday!!

For sure. It'd be both more dramatic and also so romantic. Like happy Valentine's day babe!

Is there another, smaller fake foreskin underneath, or rose petals?

Beautiful 🤩

In case your car has snakes

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Eric, outside in a park, wearing a brown T-shirt and sunglasses. His hair is freshly cut, and it's a lovely sunny day

Fresh cut Friday, that's what everyone is doing, right?

It's going to "bring in people that I don’t think want to be part of the neighborhood...They won’t care if the sidewalks crack". The reporting is just full of gems!

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Happy Birthday!!!

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Happy Birthday 🥵🥵🥵

Yes, exactly! Once you can no longer remember what 45 + 25 is, you know you've hit peak smoothbrain

Congrats handsome!

Come get a taste 😉

Between that slutty little yolk, and those heaving, glistening avocados, this is like the horniest pic on bsky today (yes, even on a Friday)

Yes please 🤤

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Happy Friday homos!

Thank you 😉

I have to believe, scientifically, that it is possible to make a good crinkle cut fry. But I also know that all crinkle cut fries are terrible. The shape is like the color of a poison dart frog: a warning

Literally

Mind you, there's no evidence we *will* be ok, but warm sunshine is nice

And all of a sudden it's girl who is going to be ok season in Boston

Thank you! I really did!

Me too! Had a blast wearing it

Thank you!

Eric takes a mirror selfie in red lighting, wearing rubber chaps, jock, sleeveless shirt and armbands with a muir cap and chain necklace

Eric in the same rubber outfit, but his body is turned to show the white accents on the sides of the chaps, and just a little bit of ass cheek

Really feeling my rubber daddy vibe last night at @fascinationkink.bsky.social

Happy birthday 🔥🔥🔥

Being good at stuff is such a burden 😢