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Posts by Foofer

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a man and a woman are sitting next to each other on a red chair and the woman is talking to the man . Alt: Two awkward adults attempt a high five and fail miserably.
4 months ago 1 0 0 0

Sorry you're having insomnia. It's not fun.

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Bane appears to be seconds away from turning into CatHulk.

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Tarantino made accusations of bad acting and ripoffs and for him to do either is very pot kettle black.

4 months ago 2 1 1 0

Paul Dano was called the weakest actor in SAG by the weakest actor in SAG.

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The day cracks open with a threat
I freeze before I proceed
The only miracles I'll get
Are the ones I will not need

#vssdaily #Miracle #Poetry

4 months ago 9 1 0 0

Bane: "It's not that I'm angry, Scott. I'm just disappointed."

4 months ago 2 0 0 0

Gripping the bluff's edge
With toes and plunging mettle
Waiting for a shift

#Poetry #Senryu #Haiku

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I can't stand feeling hot
Being cold has no merit
I'm just a Goldilocks
Trying to Baby Bear it

4 months ago 5 1 0 0

It's good to have some form of control in all this insane hoohaw.

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If I were a drug addict, while that would be bad, I imagine I would have amazing stories about great danger and intrigue.

But, I am a food addict and there isn't one fascinating story beginning with, "It was 3 a.m. and I had just polished off a party size bag of Cool Ranch Doritos by myself..."

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I did that in 2004 after many Democrats were bellyaching about the Janet Jackson "big game" halftime wardrobe malfunction and wanted indecency fines increased. It didn't make any difference but I felt better.

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Ate myself into a coma
So off to bed I did roam-a
The chips and the fishes
Were oh so delicious
I'm deep in food catatonia

#Limerick #Poetry

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Chihuahua paradise

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a cartoon cat is surrounded by red hearts and looking at the camera . ALT: a cartoon cat is surrounded by red hearts and looking at the camera .
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a woman is sitting on a couch making a funny face and pointing at the camera . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch making a funny face and pointing at the camera .
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I'm insane. No punchline or anything - just stating a fact.

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A cat lays on her back with her head wedged in a corner, staring in the middle distance, and she wonders - Is this my life forever now...

A cat lays on her back with her head wedged in a corner, staring in the middle distance, and she wonders - Is this my life forever now...

Every day.

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"Daddy? Could you turn the rain off, please?"

6 months ago 1 0 0 0

Gawd, I love Charo.

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Love you, George - with all the fibers of my being and whatnot

6 months ago 2 0 0 0

We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.

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Chihuahuas are famous for their rage naps.

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Poperratic live in NYC! RSVP for hand-numbered exclusives + soundboard album from show. Can’t attend? You can still RSVP wherever you are to support Poperratic — you'll get the album & I’ll donate your ticket locally. Here’s the flyer.
#Rock #LiveMusic #MusicSky #BlackSky #IndependentMusic

6 months ago 6 3 1 2

"I'm Steve and I approve this message and my devastating handsomeness."

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Dot dash, dot dot dash
No, wait I got that bit wrong
I'll have to re-morse
#haiku

The #vssdaily #prompt for 10/2/25 was #remorse

6 months ago 28 4 0 0

Excellent news!

6 months ago 2 0 1 0

The werewolves in your area are gorgeous!

6 months ago 2 0 1 0

Now I want some challah

6 months ago 2 0 0 0

Indeed

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