Four Last Songs a deffo for me and the prog one looks fun but can’t do 😢

Oh. No.

They are utterly rubbish

This is a weird timer one with a manual lift. Fire hazard waiting to happen.

Having a nice hotel breakfast and like all the Dads thinking “I could put in a better toaster set up than that”

Meh…
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That big cherry tree down the road going WAHEYY!!! this time every year is worth every gloomy bare- twig morning of winter.

What?! I’m away so am missing anyway but, no combover, no Monday.

In Dublin now and bought a couple of pints - bit awks they didn’t accept €50 notes, but luckily I had two €20s.

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”…again”

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There may be dreams IN Luton but no one dreams OF Luton.

Always found the whole relationship there unsettling.

There’s nothing so hearteningly British about knowing that, if you let one of these loose on the streets of London it would have had a dildo strapped on to it within the first mile.

“Billy Corgan - Smashing Pumpkins”

‘Homer Simpson…smiling politely’

Most England penalty takers of the 90s already had this going

I’m ETTA normally but have waltzed thru as the gate closes before which felt very efficient. What I am definetely is Team “Why the F don’t they start us boarding 30 mins before the departure time any more?”

I’m saying ‘Come on Arsenal” but given their inability to finish their dinner, I’m expecting a City win.

😂

I’ve always fancied playing one but wonder what they’re like if you’re sitting.

Have you got onto the rather broad “whad-a mistake-a to make-a” Italians yet?

And then THAT was just a silly one

I want Arsenal to win this but that was a hell of a goal #MCYARS

The blind eye taken to his noncing is staggering.

What version is Nero up to now?

I have no idea who or what Angine de Poutine is but I feel stalked by it/her/him

You’re not wrong there

One of my favourite Elton songs

Just getting sorted for my trip to Dublin and found €100 I didn’t know I had - ice creams on me!

A pint and a moan is all half time needs.

Hard to think of a more rugger-not -football band than Coldplay.

The Mumford’s I guess…