There’s nothing so hearteningly British about knowing that, if you let one of these loose on the streets of London it would have had a dildo strapped on to it within the first mile.

China’s big, innit? www.maptap.gg April 20
90👑 96🔥 93🏆 88🎉 75🌞
Final score: 861

“Billy Corgan - Smashing Pumpkins”

‘Homer Simpson…smiling politely’

Most England penalty takers of the 90s already had this going

I’m ETTA normally but have waltzed thru as the gate closes before which felt very efficient. What I am definetely is Team “Why the F don’t they start us boarding 30 mins before the departure time any more?”

I’m saying ‘Come on Arsenal” but given their inability to finish their dinner, I’m expecting a City win.

😂

I’ve always fancied playing one but wonder what they’re like if you’re sitting.

Have you got onto the rather broad “whad-a mistake-a to make-a” Italians yet?

And then THAT was just a silly one

I want Arsenal to win this but that was a hell of a goal #MCYARS

The blind eye taken to his noncing is staggering.

What version is Nero up to now?

I have no idea who or what Angine de Poutine is but I feel stalked by it/her/him

You’re not wrong there

One of my favourite Elton songs

Just getting sorted for my trip to Dublin and found €100 I didn’t know I had - ice creams on me!

A pint and a moan is all half time needs.

Hard to think of a more rugger-not -football band than Coldplay.

The Mumford’s I guess…

Finger slipped in the pacific 😀 www.maptap.gg April 19
94🏅 98🎯 84😁 50🫣 85🎓
Final score: 765

Or a “No, PROPER films” filter

Friends fear that, after learning bass for 6 months he’s disappeared down an R&B rabbit hole.

Seems legit. Stock up on rosin.

“If you’re dumb enough to follow the hand the trickster’s showing you, and ignore the one that’s doing the work, you deserve to have your pants taken down”

That foghorn one by Shakespeare’s Sister

"Ladies and gentlemen, the Straits of Hormuz illusion. Open, closed...closed, open"

Good luck with that one!

“The town where it’s always winter, but never Christmas”

This is my nightmare and why I NEVER eat food without “too many” napkins.

What’s that you say? Home to an empty house and a rare opportunity to blast Glenn Campbell’s greatest hits thru the house PA? Don’t mind if I do…

The Hormuz Ohkey Cokey was there all the time.