Is it okay if I'm a few seconds late

I think today I will cause problems

Inflating like a balloon would fix you.

a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes into a doorway . ALT: a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes into a doorway .

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Best soundtrack on point

いろんなるぎゃ

Canine Jeanne inflates with hoses stuck in multiple orifices, floating up towards the top of a circus tent. Multiple ghost hands massage and knead the ballooning gal. Next to her, Cynthia floats magically as she twirls a hose from another helium tank.

Cynthia: My oh my, where to put this next tank, my big ol blimp?

Muffled squeaks were drowned out by the a sound like stretching rubber and the roar of the crowd below. Bigger and bigger they grew, and the show was just getting started.

#nsfw #inflation

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Those pesky inflatable dragons

"You should know better than to wander into a dragon's lair~..."

Tuzzleton gets on the wrong (or right?) end of Aria. Did she shrink him down for his insolence, or was she that big to begin with? Either way, she's got a nice big lizard balloon.

Pic done for @tuzzleton.bsky.social !

I would perish on the spot

Fun fact I just learned about the large spider on my wall:

It jumps.

Not so fun fact I just learned about the large spider on my wall:

It's in my bed now.

Happy eater

You aint wrong

Nice little 2am earthquake to keep you on your toes

literally every mono green snake in the game

Just had my first ever game of 40k! My hungry buggos ate a lot of elves and I won controlling all 5 points! It was a blast! :D

Which bone do you snap to reset a hernia I'm running out of ribs and it still hurts

“If you want these fruits so much, then how about we see how many of them you can eat?” Steam Spring Sale dragon and chicken.

If the drinks in that little compartment in your fridge are suddenly gone it wasn't me

I want to eat pasta until I explode. You should give me money so I can eat pasta until I explode.

It's a good thing I don't care about spoilers otherwise I'd be absolutely livid today. I'd be so fucking angry you have no idea. Fortunately I'm not bothered. Quite frankly I'm relived that I don't need to worry about having something ruined for me. That would suck so hard if I looked at social medi

Bluetiful piece!

im berry horny

Saw the first fence lizard of the season today. They indicated that there will be at least 6 more weeks

This is what every fucking discourse feels like now.

Sorry you aren't allowed to draw dogs anymore because I'm allergic to cats and seeing dogs makes me think about cats because dogs don't like cats also don't draw cats

4th Circuit Rules That States Can Compel Trans Adults To "Appreciate Their Sex" Via Care Bans They ruled that states "encouraging citizens to appreciate their sex" through care bans is a constitutional goal, affirming West Virginia's Medicaid ban for trans adults.

1. Horrifying ruling out of the 4th Circuit.

An all-Republican 4th Circuit panel has just ruled that states can compel trans adults to "appreciate their sex" by enacting care bans.

It even directly says that trans adult care bans are legal in the ruling.

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A balloon's gotta pop-off every now and then.

I'm not doomposting I'm rageposting and I'm mad at EVERYONE

When you pay your taxes, and you will because you're terrified, remember the lives that will end because of who you paid them to. Those people were scared too.