look forward to seeing this in Elden Ring 2

Offspring lead singer looking good for his age

in the future ai will do the work at Meta, the company that was so certain VR was the future that it changed its goddamn name

I hope you fall into.a hole and break both of yournlegs and rveryone you know and love walks by and pisses on you and them you catch fire and die like that somehow both covered in piss and on fire

i'm an existential nihilist, I bake croissants for a living, I've only ever had devastating romantic feelings for women, and if I could have one thing for breakfast every day for the rest of my life beside pussy it'd be madeleines

at what point does god get fired for fucking up this bad at work

getting the surgery (the one that retroactively makes me a chainsmoking french lesbian)

I've never heard someone with reasonable ideas and beliefs who also says the word 'ontology' out loud, ykwim

hi friend 🙂🖤
no but I saw a local production of Midsummer Night's Dream and they did Bottom's play at the end and the woman he was pining after had these huge bouncy inflatable tits, like ENORMOUS and no one in the audience could fuckin focus on anything, I don't think I've ever laughed so hard

sounds like someone needs a hug

I go back and forth between this and wondering if they haven't figured out the correlation between 5 packets of fire sauce on every taco and the burning ring of fire beneath them

edgelord armchair philosophy 101 teen ass take, istfg

she would come home after a closing shift with a takeout box full of footlong hotdogs she saved from being thrown away so she could supplement the portion of her terrible hourly wage she spent on groceries to make sure we were never hungry because she fucking hated us and wanted us to die, that's it

sure, all mothers hate nurturing their young and that's why my mother worked for bullshit money as a teacher nine months out of the year educating other peoples' kids and took a job working at fucking Sonic the other three months out of the year to feed and house her three children

it's just laughably stupid and demonstrably false

truthfully, this is like arguing that gravity makes things fall up and even trying to engage is accepting that the entirety of human history is a fluke in the face of our overwhelming desire to kill our own babies

mad max that's bait dot gif

jfc, humans are not innately anything, you turds

we choose, every day we choose

what you choose does not determine what everyone else values or is capable of

an individually cruel human does not taint the species' internal nature in reverse anymore than a kind act redeems all sins and cruelty

I love this too, I've always called ot "soft weather"

announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

a wide screenshot from Elden Ring. the player character is sitting down facing away in the foreground. nearby in front of her is a series of ruined buildings in a shallow lake. beyond that is a crooked ridge, upon which is a tall fortified portcullis gate with a pair of towers overhead. even further back is a squat castle, and emerging from it is an enormoua stone bridge with arched supports that have collapsed in places, leading to a monumental octagonal tower. far in the background, towering over everything is an impossibly large glowing golden tree radiating pillars of shimmering light through the air, set against a blue sky covered in clouds turned bright red by the sunset

you ever turn on Elden Ring and just sit around in Limgrave?

it's kind of hilarious that I did this two days before 4/20

oh shit is he gonna say "by gum" and "harrumph"??

that's the UK equivalent of fucking another man's wife fyi

i've only watched three episodes of Berserk and i'm already terrified of Griffith

ok, everyone should be allowed to smoke weed except for the people who invented this and all of their customers

my mom sent me a screenshot of some genealogy site because some of my relatives have these crazy german four part names but more importantly she unintentionally revealed to me that I'm related to a man named John Harvey Goon

ahhhh 🥰
I had my first day of training laminating danishes today and it went super well!! my boss also said everything else I've been making has been coming out beautifully 🥰🥰🥰

wow, a fascist abandoning their longterm held beliefs and convictions in favor of party loyalty, COLOR ME SHOCKED 😑

nice try, not gonma catch me fedposting

a stainless steel counter, spotless except for a smudged spiral of cinnamon sugar

missed the sheet with the rest of the cinnamon rolls 😐

"no no, our AI agent has assured me that the son of Numenor absolutely has the ring of power and he's gonna march right up to the gate with a tiny force, all we have to do is send out armed troops to take it back 🙂"