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Posts by Tuxedokitty

They were active on I-90 yesterday too, all the way across.

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The percentage of furries who don't understand how business works is astonishing.

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My record is 40 bags in one order. At least with those quantities, they let you pull up to the pallets outside to load, and they usually help.

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I lived in Alaska as a kid. I didn't know crab legs were expensive until we moved back to the Lower 48. We just pulled them out of the water!

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That's true. There's luck as it relates to success, and luck as in, "how the hell are you still alive?"

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I've long observed a notable overlap between lucky people and hardworking people.

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Hot sun, beating down.

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Doordash is the lowest-paying gig app I'm on. Its only advantage is that you can predict when it will be busy.

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Wait... what's its name?

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The funniest thing I've ever heard in a public restroom, from one of the stalls, was a grunt, followed by a splash, followed by, "Oh, thank you Jesus!"

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There are a bunch of Ethiopian restaurants near me. I've always wanted to give the cuisine a try!

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If someone were to approach me and tell me that he's capital-G God, my first thought would be that he's a few aces short of a full deck.

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The other night I slept curled up in a human-size dog bed while wearing a kigu. It was a good weekend. ^^

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I love business name puns. I just saw a weed store called Dank of America.

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I have never had a good outcome from interacting with a recruiter. You'd think I'd learn to stop engaging with them. :P

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A couple of high schools I attended had views like this from some of the classrooms. Great for daydreaming. ^^

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Looking sharp, and congratulations! It's a great feeling, innit?

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Wagging the dog.

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I prefer the pre-1954 version of the Pledge. I never said "under god," and I still don't. Sometimes I'll say "under Cthulhu" or "Under Flying Spaghetti Monster." Makes just as much sense.

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Want some cat next? ;-)

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Guy in latex catsuit with jockstrap, harness, and pup hood.

Guy in latex catsuit with jockstrap, harness, and pup hood.

Proper attire for the evening's festivities.

2 months ago 9 0 1 0

The thermostat in your room is for decoration too? I wonder if we're in the same hotel. :P

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

Love the moans!

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Farts, both the word and the action, have always been, and will always be, funny. It's the way of the world.

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Sitting on the can or actively mid-doodie?

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Bonus if you're using Morse code!

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Shirtless guy flexing

Shirtless guy flexing

Wait...I have muscles? When did that happen?

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This one is a couple of years old, but nothing has changed since then.

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What an adventure! Can't wait for the stories and pics. ^^

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Great minds think alike!

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