a little bee sippin n slurpin on some yellow goldenrod, thusly named because the blooms are golden, but also the bee is yellow, this is like alliteration but with colors
nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them
I'm always working on new projects, but after I finish something I find I never get around to publishing it... So here's Conspiracy, a system agnostic supplement to any TTRPG to generate and explore a mystery of your own making based on Evan Rowland's Noirlandia: seasidesepulchre.itch.io/conspiracy
A crescent Realis on the horizon, seen from a river valley.
Realis, seen from Althellus, the Eternal Shallows
“We’re here to talk about A levels”
“Free Palestine the BBC is complicit” 💀💀
monarda didyma, chomped to the ground by a rabbit, now thinking its ok to bloom even though its only like three inches tall, the insolent little shit
i have caged in the flowers after this springs rabbit plague and heres the only beebalm with any will to live: puny and pathetic with a shit-ass bloom. thankfully for next season i have killed and eaten all the nearby rabbits, weird face tentacles and all
Will things be darling for the CEO at #AEWDynamite300?
We find out as Mercedes Moné battles Mina Shirakawa for the TBS crown when we're LIVE this Wednesday for #AEWDynamite 300 at 8/7c on TBS and max
happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
i simply have no choice but to go hang out in the park for a bit. and/or go for a little wander up the high street. it's a gorgeous day!!!!
dragged myself to the library just before it closed to return the books, got told they don't charge you overdue fees any more AND the sun came out. what a fucking gorgeous day
the number of queer friends i have gotten into wrestling or at least gotten to watch wrestling with me because of how much i talked about toni/mariah. aew should hire me to do marketing.
if you have two and a half hours that you'd like to spend watching a toxic lesbian love story may i interest you in this compilation of irl bisexual toni storm's feud with another queer wrestler youtu.be/oHGF9zmnejs?...
for my bsky friends who may think i am joking. this is toni storm kissing mina shirakawa after their match last week www.tumblr.com/allelitewres... THIS! IS! WRESTLING!
i can't wait for them to kiss on the mouth. this truly is wrestling
Haven’t done any loud promo for it lately so hey, did you know that I’ve spent the last two years co-hosting a podcast (mostly) about science-fiction and fantasy books? We’ve covered The Sprawl, Earrhsea, Book of the New Sun, and a lot of other stuff!!
rangedtouch.com/category/she...
tag yourself im DOWN
i need to return my library books because they are already four days overdue but it's like TORRENTIAL rain outside. absolutely tragic
aw!! i had such a good time with it, the wrestlers were so much fun and their conceptions for battle moves + rp scenes were soooo good
hello!!!!! i have been meaning to make a bluesky account forever to catch up with people and i'm just now getting round to it!!!!!
hello good to see you!!!!
photo of a big and tall saguaro cactus. it is not moving, it has been standing still for like a hundred years. it is also not speaking. it is a cactus.
now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
ok bluesky gets an award from me for being the only app i've ever used that's asked me if i want to open a link in the app or in my phone's default browser
I don't talk about it a lot, but I have a flesh hole with twenty-eight calcium pebbles that jut out of my skin, and I stick food in the hole, and with the hole puckered, and grind the pebbles together on the food until I can suck the food further inside of me.
There are no normal food things.
its pretty crazy how mfs will talk about “decolonialism” until you bring up giving the netherlands back to the sea and then suddenly you’re the villain….
yellow flower of a st johns wort in the foreground, hat-wearing graying-bearded man in the background (its me i am the man in the background)
st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it
