I think those aliens are just looking for Earth's Wi-Fi password. They're tired of buffering on their spaceship.

Invest in laser pointer stock now. When aliens invade, our master plan will be uniting as one, aiming thousands of annoying beams at their UFOs. Picture an intergalactic armada retreating in defeat—all thanks to cat toys.

#LaserPointerDefense #AlienInvasion #CatToysSaveEarth #UFORepellent

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Your mother was a snowblower, and your father smelt of elderberries!

a map image of a recent UFO sighting

** FROM THE NUFORC ARCHIVE **
Port Clinton, OH
05/29/2016 03:00:00
Circular object with red, white and blue flashing lights #ufo #ufosky
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Oh, prices will change—TP, detergent, and almond milk will cost more thanks to tariffs on wood pulp, chemicals, and packaging. Bananas too, if trade wars hike shipping. Enjoy paying more for basics! #TariffTax #CostlyChange #TrumpEconomics

Listen to Mental Immunity by Andy Norman on Audible. www.audible.com/pd/006300301...

As AI & robots replace jobs, a VAT ensures society benefits. It taxes goods/services, not wages, funding retraining, UBI & public needs. Fair exemptions for essentials keep costs balanced. It’s time for a tax system fit for the future. Thoughts? #AI #Automation #VAT #FutureOfWork

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This Thanksgiving, let’s skip the politics and savor the gratitude. Raise a glass to unity:

"Glasses raised in peace,
Grateful hearts, no words divide,
Only joy we feast."

Cheers to harmony and shared blessings! 🦃🍂 #Thanksgiving #Gratitude #Peace #NoPolitics #FamilyFirst #Thankful #chatGPT

GOP: ‘Stop funding Ukraine, take care of our own!’ Also GOP: ‘No healthcare, no food aid, no livable wages for you.’ Hypocrisy much? Caring for Americans shouldn’t be a talking point; it should be action. Don’t let them fool you. #HealthcareForAll #EndPoverty #Hypocrisy #AmericansFirst

Dictator’s grand plan,
Rules with a small iron fist,
Slips on his own peel.

#Haiku #Satire #Dictatorship #Irony #Poetry #PoliticalHumor #chatGPT #AI

@budbro.bsky.social

Right now my old brain and new brain agree, it is easy to digest so far.

Will do! 😁

About to dive into *A Thousand Brains: A New Theory of Intelligence* by Jeff Hawkins. Ready to explore the mysteries of the brain, intelligence, and the future of AI. Let’s see where this groundbreaking theory takes me! #Neuroscience #ThousandBrains #AI #Cognition

Sycophant

Let's see who is in line now ....

1. Rudy Giuliani
2. Mike Lindell
3. Eric Trump
4. Alex Jones
5. Kanye West
6. George Santos
7. Elon Musk
8. Donald Trump Jr.
9. Marjorie Taylor Greene
10. Steve Bannon

#TrumpChaos #AttorneyGeneralNominee #DrainTheSwamp #NextAG #GOPMadness

"America: where every wave of refugees gets labeled as a 'threat,' only to later open restaurants we can’t live without. Imagine telling your 1920s ancestors their Irish stew fear would one day be replaced by sushi paranoia. Turns out, our true enemy isn’t refugees—it’s bland food."
~Mark Twain

Trump tariffs to push down U.S. growth 'a great deal' going into 2026, Morgan Stanley warns Donald Trump's proposed tariffs will dent U.S. economic growth going into 2026, said Morgan Stanley's chief global economist Seth Carpenter.

So, Morgan Stanley’s saying Trump’s tariffs could really put a drag on the economy through 2026. Higher prices, less investment, and all that nonsense could lead us straight to a recession. Like we need that! #TrumpTariffs #USEconomy #RecessionRisks #EconomicGrowth

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Trump’s next picks could include Stephen Miller for immigration czar, Kari Lake as Press Secretary (because drama sells), Michael Flynn for national security (what could go wrong?), or Tucker Carlson as Secretary of Memes. Expect a Cabinet that’s more reality TV than reality governance. #POTUS

Navigating Trump's AI Strategy: A Roadmap for International AI Safety Institutes | TechPolicy.Press Stephanie Haven says preserving US leadership in the international network will require deft navigation of Trump’s AI policy priorities.

As the #Biden administration prepares to host the International Network of AI Safety Institutes (IN AISI), Stephanie Haven writes that preserving US membership and leadership in the international network will require deft navigation of President-elect #Trump’s AI policy priorities.

Mark my words: in four years, Trump will be claiming he’s the only one who can catch UFOs, branding them “huge threats,” and starting a war with the greys. He’ll probably insist they stole the 2020 election, slap his name on a spaceship, and declare himself the first president of space.

Give this playlist a listen: Country Rock Mix
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Congratulations! I never made it out of adjunct but I wanted to. Good luck.

like a noise-canceling headphone for nonsense

Linda McMahon? She's just another Trump donor getting a big job because she wrote a fat check. What does she know about education? He should’ve picked someone who knows schools, like that Linda Darling-Hammond. At least she’s got the brains for it. This? It's politics, not smarts!

Putting Dr. Oz in charge of Medicare and Medicaid is like handing an airliner’s controls to a travel influencer. He may know how to charm an audience, but when it comes to navigating complex systems, he’s out of his depth—especially with experienced professionals ready to take the lead.

Are these real people?
Seema Verma
Andy Slavitt
Zeke Emanuel, MD, PhD
Katherine Baicker, PhD
Gail Boudreaux
Rochelle Walensky, MD, MPH
David Blumenthal, MD

#DrOz