Calling on JD Vance to endorse the New York Yankees, Duke basketball and herpes because we need to defeat all 3.

It perfectly blocks the batting box and the first base line. I couldn’t have picked that if i tried. Lol

It’s our first Cubs game this season. We have the worst seats possible (even though we trusted the app for the only “excellent” seats available). They’re getting killed but the weather is amazing so I’ll take it.

The real effect of brain worms and Ivermectin.

Gas station sign showing prices for unleaded, diesel, and Slurpee like it was a fuel type.

Y'all laughed when I bought a Slurpee-powered car.

Female octopuses throw rocks at males that bother them, documented in Octopus tetricus

headline: gen z doesn't want your full-time job. They want several part-time roles, and it's reshaping the entire workforce.

This is propaganda.

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

I’m seriously debating getting White Sox tickets just for the Pope Hat giveaway (we usually go to a few games a year as my wife is a fan).

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“what’s new with you?”

me: [hooking a car battery to my nipples] same old same old

a senior golden retriever sits in the grass in front of a gray stone wall and faces the camera head-on. he has at least four tennis balls in his mouth – two stacked vertically under his nose, and one pressing up his cheek flaps on either side. the balls are faded shades of orange and green, now weathered and well-loved, like the sugary white of the dog’s face.

This is Finley. He is the Guinness Book of World Records champ for most tennis balls held by a dog in their mouth with 6 at once. Earned the title six years ago and has remained undefeated. He may be a senior, but he definitely knows ball. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: finnyboymolloy)

Happy anniversary!

heatmaps from the report showing tracking

BREAKING: You checked the weather this morning.

And you just told a surveillance company where you sleep.

Meet #Webloc, used by ICE, cops & foreign govs to track 500m+ phones.

No warrant required.

Our @citizenlab.ca investigation + how to protect yourself 🧵/1
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I don't think the legal system is equipped to handle the potential volume of aggrieved pro se plaintiffs 'advised' by AI.

DHS did the same earlier today. It was for exactly as vile and racist a reason as you can imagine; Breitbart’s “black crime” vertical as official government policy. They are terrible, terrible people. And they’re in control.

Dear GI How are you? Nice story about JE in NY mag. You look great on the picture. I know you are very busy flying all over the world. How was Palm Beach? I cannot wait to go down. Give me a call when you are back in NY. Have a great time! Love, Melania

Melania: “I never had a relationship with Ghislaine Maxwell.”

Melania Trump is a terrible person, a person who wore a jacket saying 'I don't care do u' to visit children

CHILDREN

her spouse's regime had imprisoned.

So believe me I'm noting who's attacking her with veiled 'she's a whore' bullshit.

"To put it bluntly, an X post today receives less than 3% of the views a single tweet delivered seven years ago."
If you think it is necessary to be on Twitter to communicate your fact-based worldview, the reality is that worldview is being smothered.

I'm pretty sure I know WHY she wants to jump out of an airplane though…

FBI Extracts Suspect’s Deleted Signal Messages Saved in iPhone Notification Database The case was the first time authorities charged people for alleged “Antifa” activities after President Trump designated the umbrella term a terrorist organization.

NEW: The FBI was able to forensically extract copies of incoming Signal messages from a defendant’s iPhone, even after the app was deleted, because copies of the content were saved in the device’s push notification database, multiple people present for FBI testimony in a trial told 404 Media.

Two reminders:

First, Robert E. Lee was never a general in an army recognized by the United States. You can annoy all the right people by referring to him as Col. Robert E. Lee, his actual rank.

Second, the primary flag of the Confederacy is the white one of surrender. To wit:

They say that crime doesn't pay, but then, neither does working for minimum wage.

I went and saw Project Hail Mary.
A guy came in with his service dog and the dog sat there the whole time just concentrating on the movie.
Afterwards I told the guy I was amazed your dog watched the movie like that.
He replied, me too especially because he hated the book.

The white flag, aka the official flag of the Confederacy

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

Republicans Chose Armageddon Over Checking Trump—They Just Got Lucky It can not be bygones and quiet relief. Democrats must try to remove Trump from power, even if Republicans block them, because he's shown he'll hold the whole world hostage.

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If any other nation invaded a sovereign nation and killed hundreds of civilians the USA would condemn it. But with Israel they defend it. This isn’t justice. This is literally how world wars begin.

The US must stop tying our fate to Netanyahu’s fate—or we’ll all suffer irreparably as a result.

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BREAKING: After the ceasefire, Israel today bombed Lebanon and killed another 100 people. Citing the breach Iran has closed the Strait of Hormuz.

A reminder that Israel has broken the Gaza ceasefire hundreds of times with impunity and without consequence. And now they breach this ceasefire.

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We could often see them launch from our old house in Sarasota and, yet, I thought the same thing. Nothing really exciting there. Watching Artemis, however, has been something very different and I find myself excited about space for the first time in a very long time.

That would drive me out too