I'll buy it with one condition: do NOT paint over the "ed" mural

scrolled too fast and I read this as "they really are fantastic as a single mother"

Gobblin Mode

o’hair international airport implies the existence of o’bald international airport

nice²

being a reverend low-key fell off

slovakia as well

my insurance provider calls this a “non-owner’s policy”

it is specifically car insurance for people who do not own cars or drive. this is because if you’re hit by an uninsured driver while riding a bicycle, your car insurance covers you instead. you don’t need to own a car to have this

this is what saved my ass when I got hitted and runned in 2023

same story here

who owns the armories in Humboldt Park and Washington Park? since the national guard is dual control is that technically state property?

I was desperately trying to figure out what federal property was at California and Fullerton until it hit me. LOL

they should turn the 606 back into a railroad

fun date idea: we break into Dentologie Fulton Market after dark and do dental work on each other all night

Pedro's Unisex Pig II

now I'm trying to figure out why the construction of the new Global Research and Development facility in 2024 didn't require public access to be established.

the riverwalk itself predates the access requirement but the new development within 100' of the waterfront should have triggered something

I finally figured this out

gisapps.chicago.gov/gisimages/zo...

I think this is the update that actually makes me cancel the Strava premium subscription lol

in phoenix there was a specific brand of rideshare scooter where if you fucked with it while parked the speaker would blare “STOP! I AM CALLING THE POLICE!”

I thought the white arm/leg represented the second person and was really trying to figure out how that would work

ah yes, the suburbs of the South Loop

I miss carmichael

you could ride this thing on the moon lol

the hold music for the Oklahoma Turnpike Authority is the first three minutes of an instrumental Free Bird cover played on loop lol

that’s life in da windy city

rolled up to my attorney's high-rise office building in the loop and the front desk handed me the sign in sheet for bike couriers. easy top 10 moment in my cycling career

bedtime comes at you fast

did it happen to be this guy?

this is gonna sound a certain type of way but there is a specific sequence of numbers that has followed me through life since I was 11 years old and recently the frequency with which it appears has started to increase

we’ve gotta get this flag back from the Stop the Steal freaks. it did nothing wrong and they don’t deserve it