I know! Sometimes I have to say, wait I can’t hear you without my glasses on!

Next time, entergy needs to give a heads up so I can put batteries in my shit!

If only these people were part of the most powerful institution created by the Founders

WATCH: Rep. Andy Ogles says he introduced a bill to let Trump annex Greenland because “we are the dominant predator”

Reagan’s GOP: 🇺🇸 = “shining city on a hill”

Today’s GOP: 🇺🇸 = “dominant predator”

Sounds about right.

In relatively short order we’re going to see MAGA rallies with throngs sieg-heiling Trump, and the excuse will be that it’s a “joke” about the time Elon did a totally innocent Transylvanian cavalry salute (or whatever they come up with) and the silly libs were all triggered.

They don’t call him Apartheid Clyde for nothin!

save some smoke today for the reporters, pundits, and influencers who failed to convey the threat of Trumpism to their audiences and the voters who couldn't be bothered to make an informed choice last November

I feel prepared as I can be for snowmageddon. OTOH nervous that Entergy and SWB will shit the bed no matter what.

Leatherface

Nope

WHAT?! Lemme check my Arthur Hardy Mardi Gras Guide to see if they in there

The most petty, classless, narcissistic ass to ever occupy the Oval Office.

Don't come back here with your bullshit.

Me, coming back with my bullshit:

2025, man

What the hell kinda news did I wake up to? From the NOLA Ready alert, I thought another building had collapsed, but not this…. 😔

Come on Joey B

two raccoons near a Christmas tree outside at night, one is standing on his hind legs, the other towards the middle of the image is on all fours, weather appears to be cool

the same two raccoons from the previous photo near a Christmas tree outside at night, they appear to be getting closer to the camera, weather appears to be cool

Merry Chrysler to those whomst celebrate 🦝🎄

saw a space station pass through the sky last night which was cool but what was not cool was that I saw a guy looking out of one of the windows and he mouthed “nerd” at me

Mines out for delivery IN COVINGTON since Dec 13…

When did xmas eve fireworks become a thing in Nola???

How did I not know about spicy pineapple ham until today?

Christian nationalist House Speaker Mike Johnson presents himself as a devoted Christian. Mike Johnson was determined to protect statutory rapist Matt Gaetz.

You’re the US Marines band at the White House and Mavis Staples 👑 walks into the room so you start playing "I’ll Take You There" and this happens👇

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image

also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

police: come out with your hands up

unitedhealthcare shooter: 🤌🤌

the hand up for eternity. the fall. I'm dying.

WARNING: Distressing footage as crazed panda tears keeper to pieces in savage, unprovoked attack. 🔞