Inshallah

I need a photo (and the shirt tbh)

This is the WAY

💔

What it’s all about

No place like it on earth

Greatest Spectacle is in no way hyperbole

I just spit out my beer, this is art.

The most white trash thing about me is that White Monster is the superior flavor.

Indy prep.

Damnit.

Self-awareness/self-acquisition (for lack of a better term) is so key and, sadly, so very rare.

Willy B stands for to the back 🫡

Inshallah

Thoughts and prayers for your intestines.

This expresses my feelings on the matter far more profoundly than I could articulate.

Recovery day today before the 500 tomorrow 😴

More passing than we’ll see at Monaco

Elizabeth Blackstock posted “SHOW ME THE WEINERS” CJ Fogler posted “Ma'am...” with an image attached of a person in sunglasses holding up a sign that says “Nice Wiener”

Weenie 500 - Rubbin’ is racin’

I showed you my weenies, pls respond

Who was it that had the initial idea for the Weenie 500, and what was the reaction? I need to know, for science.

Carb Day living up to the hype, no lie

The amount of hype in the crowd right now for the Weenie 500 is incredible

Attenuator check on the weenies!

Being in Indy for the 500 feels like a borderline religious experience.

Yes, local police? I’d like to report a murder.

On the phone the whole third stage and kept getting distracted by the racing, a good sign

That race was a BANGER

Very bold strategy by FOX to have the IndyCar and NASCAR broadcasts run back to back

Friendly reminder that R*ley G*ines actually sucks at swimming. Which makes her whole schtick even worse.