digital painting of Moon Child smoking posed like the meme super mario smoking weed

moon child smoking weed the movie

hell yeah

" You did call me puppy and I melted, yes, yes this is what it takes. "

He sighs happily.

we are but fleeting visitors in this world. it is our duty to leave it better than we found it.

" Nuclear weaponry.

It was a haphazard attempt to try and decimate the invading forces but it didn't do much except poison the waters and make some nice dents in continents. "

" Blame the corporations, they're responsible for most of the big messes.

Granted where i'm from you'd be lucky to find any water that hasn't been irradiated... probably kickstart a bizarro version of your kingdom. "

//also ngl i also just think her default look is cute asf

//i see.

hop when he fails to slay the princess and it it turns into the tentacle butt toucher 9000 (i have never played the game)

@the-world-ender.bsky.social

Hop's gonna gently pat the Damsel's head.

" ...are you some sort of monster or something? "

He's gonna set the knife down, attempting to get a bead on the mysterious woman.

...he's also armed with a pistol too, neatly kept in a holster on his hip, but that won't come out unless she pulls something.

Looking at the knife.

Looking at her.

" So what happens if I don't? Can I just not? "

@laytheprincess.bsky.social

" ...Why do we need to stab you again? They just kinda sent me here to you and gave me a knife. "

Ahahaha, the handle's the joke I wanted to make.

" Usually fishermen, cruise ships, yachts, carriers...

Some are accidents from shipping, others negligence or carelessness... when I was a kid there was an oil spill once. "

💛❤️

" I just wish people would stope dumping their damn trash in the water. "

gappy fourballs to the rescue

" ...I don't even know how i'm in your closest circle but i'm not complaining.

Fish are cool. "

-I'd get the idea seeing you have a slight blue tone to yourself, hon. I'd rather you didn't open yourself up like a keg. "

" ...okay, you're blue raspberry flavored, that's... nice. "

He's visibly wincing as she cuts herself for a mere demonstration, really knowing there's nothing he'd be able to do to stop her.

He'd pull some bandages from his nearby suit, wrapping it around the cut spot with a soft sigh.

" I think-

Meanwhile he's just trotting by traffic at a brisk pace inside of DEATH ADDER.

" BIPEDAL ROBOT, BITCHES. "

THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM

as she SHOULD

i sincerely hope scouty calls people "chucklenuts" lol

" Weed sex, you say? "

Okay.

Fine.

I see how it is.

I get nothing. I lose.

Good day, ma'am.

Before he leaves, he returns the Everlasting Gobstopper he stole off her desk.

//OKAY GOOD i was thinking we were doing a bit lol

//i hope we're still fucking around here i hope i haven't actually upset you-

Fine then, no buffness under that suit for her.

Hop sometimes doesn't think.

Besides, he's spent six years fresh out of high school fighting off an invasion, his college prank days are most definitely now.

At the very least it comes off with a wet paper towel, but she is now a Spanish man named Esperanzo for the time being.