Is it a wild opinion that Earl Gray tea’s aroma gives me strong bubble gum vibes?

And are you doing something about it?

It's been a year since I've been (mostly) publicly June! 🎉

(Also, I just use they/them now, if I hadn't told you already)

April the Seventh be with you. Always.

@samferguson.bsky.social I'm curious. TEGH. Milk and sugar, or no?

OK good. My go-to order for a while now has been sausage and caramelized onions and I was about to get defensive.

I just got in the car after having a sleep study. Oof, that was not a comfortable night of sleep.

The real reason I don't wear necklaces more is because I keep breaking the damned chains, apparently.

LOL 😡 literally as I was pressing post here, they picked up and immediately put me on hold.

You know what’s great?

Using the portal that the med system is “proud to offer” to make an appointment with your doc

Then having them tell you to call instead.

Then having the hold “music” do nothing but talk up the portal.

And still be on hold for 15 minutes.

Fuck it. I’ll do this later 😡

April is shaping up to be a very transformational month. Lots of balls getting rolling.

Aw, shit yeah! Earl Gray does taste good if you put some sugar and milk in it. Even better if you add some coldbrew coffee.

Reminder to unclench your jaw and drink some water.

First one, then the other?

Did you know that, if you try to brew coffee in an aeropress, but use a coarse grind like you would for coldbrew, it sucks?

Yes, today is a grilled cheese day.

Unironic love.

At Walmart!

Just great.

*bagpipes*

I've listened start to finish

[operatic]multiple times[/operatic]

At Walmart!

Great value for money.

A paper with text scribbled onto it in black pen by a 10-year-old, so it looks like it was written by the classic madman in a horror movie or game. The test reads: HI DAD, I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY!

Today's Ominous Positivity

Friends, I have made a terrible and wonderful mistake/discovery. If you put peanut butter between two chocolate chip cookies and eat it like a sandwich, no one will stop you. No matter how many you eat.

Hieroglyphics with translation texts below them that reads I made my body evolve through my own effectiveness. I am the one who made me. I built myself as I wished, according to my heart.

Just reminded myself how hard the ending of Coffin Text Spell 714 goes

Kid is staying home from school because his throat is hurting him. Upon saying that I notice that my throat, too, is feeling a little scratchy.

The Birdcage is such a good movie.

"[...]this is necessary because 'Croque Monsieur' literally translates as 'Mister Crunchy'" @samferguson.bsky.social @xaiax.net

Who's got two thumbs and has a medicine to inject now? This bean.

I hereby officially apologize to @katespace.com, who did not actually verbalize this specific sentiment. They did *heavily imply* it, though, to the point of doing everything they could to say it without saying it. But they didn't actually say it.

You are being misled about renewable energy technology. YouTube video by Technology Connections

Best comment: "Alternative title: Technology connections talks about solar and then goes nuclear". The "real" video is about an hour long. Then it gets really interesting. And he's here, too! A+ video, @techconnectify.bsky.social.

January 27, 2026: @katespace.com said that they love that I am a pain in the ass.

We need to keep the pressure up.

It's made even worse by the fact that they don't even need to re-type it. You can just select the text out of pictures like it's a damned Word document.

Ow ow ow I need new gloves. My fingers are in pain while warming back up after shoveling my car out.