It was a very normal game. I will say the best shows I ever played were when it was a miracle we made it. One time we ran over a rake and blew a tire and ended up loading directly out of the van and onto the stage right as we were supposed to go on. Like in front of everyone waiting. We killed it.

He wants to take Schnieder to kangaroo court. They should have just put the old man on the commercial flight with Cease.

He got Blue Jays letterhead somehow (on the road) and wrote up a formal complaint about the bus trip. That man should not have company letterhead!

Didn't seem to have much to say.

I guard that shit with my life. Leave the letterhead in the safe and the cash on the desk if you have to.

I’m sorry Blue Jays, but you simply cannot have Max Scherzer with access to company letterhead.

Gotta bring your own.

Blue Jays make it to the 5th still in possession of challenges challenge.

I can't believe you guys are shut out of Easter.

Ah yes, Giovanni Orecchiette.

Abel Was I before Guy Sawed Elbow.

Flights I've Missed:

Abbotsford to Edmonton when I was in a long distance relationship and my dad fell asleep on the sofa when he was supposed to drive me.

Amsterdam to London on the last day of a Europe Trip because the train to the airport had a security issue.

Toronto to Vancouver with a baby.

The ten minutes it takes to throw together that photoshopped response are like the waiting period for a guy. If you're not still chuckling by the time you post it, it's probably not worth it.

Dylan Cease just disc golfed a ball directly into the camera well.

The Jays took a bus from Phoenix to Anaheim? Oh this is either gonna be the worst or best game ever.

It’s a coyote slinking along next to a cranberry field.

I saw a coyote today.

Basically yeah.

I grew up with a kid who wasn’t allowed to like dinosaurs and eventually I figured out it was because his family believed the world was 6,000 years old.

My dad said he would drive me to the airport and then he took a nap on the sofa and by the time I got him up let’s just say he didn’t pull off the your dad move.

A BlackBerry.

I actually believe New Coke was a distraction from the recipe change to high fructose corn syrup.

Leaves the door open for a Bregmanesque subplot.

Wagering Heights

Rogers.

Awful I’m so sorry.

Yes I love paying for the same flight two times. It’s great. The airlines could really use my help.

Nooooo.

Assume yes and be pleasantly surprised to get a no now and then.

Blood! In the ball pit!

I have Strokes tickets for August. Hopefully the CIA doesn’t assassinate them before then.