VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

ppl are all like cosy mysteries are so much less violent than noir and, well phil marlowe will either out you as a killer or not, he isn't going to be like "actually your dad adopted you because your grandmother said you looked like a spaniel" for the fuck of it & then move on like marple will

how is this literally happening in real life

Tonight will be -2C and that is just too cold. Everyone in Toronto is tired. It snowed twice today!

I’m no hero. If I see this I’m turning around and going home.

I was overly optimistic! I should know to wait until mid-May.

I just put away all the snow gear 😭😭😭

teaaaa

a scene with one man (labeled "nap-inducing dreary weather") threatening another man (labeled "getting stuff done on the weekend") with a knife

(sleepily) it's the freakin' weekend

Sheepadoodle running past grave markers with ball in his mouth.

Sheepadoodle running past grave markers with ball in his mouth.

Sheepadoodle running past grave markers with ball in his mouth.

As Toronto traffic was making getting to our usual dog-parks impossible, I brought Chester to the churchyard instead.

There’s something very “Eastertide” about a creature, who looks very “lamb-like” prancing happily amongst gravestones.

O death, where is thy sting?
O grave, where is thy victory?

Yes the strait is open if you can transport a Fox a chicken and a bag of feed across. But there’s only room for one of them on your boat and you can’t leave the Fox alone with the chicken or the chicken alone with the feed.

From a communications approach, it's really bad about how bungled this roll-out has been.

Like, the banks here spent years and millions of $$ selling Canadians on chip-and-pin cards, because they didn't want consumers freaking out about the "new" technology.

The mismatched vault at Lincoln Cathedral

Two neighbouring arches, contemporary and different sizes at St Mary Magd Oxford

A misaligned pair of arches at the tower of Universitt Churcy Oxford

Gothic masons were the original vibe coders send skeet

ive never found a robot more relatable

I’m struggling to find an appropriate way to express my contempt for these kinds of ridiculous appeals to a highly subjective Arcadian vision of society as it was perceived to exist around the time that the person speaking was twelve years old and I really wish people would stop doing this

And 19th century canal systems!

A white cis thirty-something woman with wet brown hair and a white cardigan standing next to a white trans-masc enby with glasses and a blue hoodie. They are standing in the rain in a graveyard.

A white trans-masc enby in a rainbow Friends of Garak tank-top and glasses hugging a white cis woman with messy brown hair in a red halter and sunglasses. Both are smiling. They are standing Canalside in Buffalo.

It is one of my favourite days of the year because it is my awesome wife @ethanquinsey.bsky.social's birthday.

10 years ago I slid into the A03 comments of this incredible person & it changed everything for us.

(Here's us in our natural habitats: rainy graveyards & the Erie Canal)

child smiling I ride perfectly when biking to school so my councillor doesn't need political courage to build in systems where I can make mistakes. - Sarah, Age 9

the reality of road safety campaigns

@thebikinglawyer.bsky.social

You will see SO many birds!!!

Yeah, 20 years ago, the Canadian government was annoyed at the number of second-gen Canadian citizens living in other countries such as Lebanon & asking for support, so they tried to get rid of second-gen citizenship. It was bad.

A large number of white Americans coming to Canada might be the end result, but the changes were not made specifically to allow for the American diaspora, because, outside draft dodgers, Canadian-Americans have not historically been super interested in claiming their citizenship rights.

Yeah, the changes to the citizenship to descent wasn't to allow for more white people to come to Canada.

It was because the previous law limiting second gen citizenship was passed for racist reasons: the Harper government was irritated at the number of Canadian citizens living in Lebanon.

*searches* oh that's a really good lineup of bands from that era!

A good 50% of my musical taste is derived from the CBC Radio 3 podcast Canada Day 2007 sing-for-your-song special.

Every update to Canadian politics seems precisely designed to further the humiliation of Pierre Poilievre and I'm here for it

I appreciate the 29 people (as of now) in Terrebonne who voted for the Rhinocéros Party.

You bother to show up for a by-election in a riding so close that it came down to one vote last year ... and you vote Rhino.

... my belief that the ghost of Isabella Mackenzie King granted the Liberals perpetual good fortune remains unshaken.

Congrats to Pierre Poilievre for somehow losing an election a year after it happened.

Worse fumble than Robert Stanfield's football.

Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains Why He’s Totally Not Mad About Carney’s Majority YouTube video by Clare Blackwood

Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains Why He’s Totally Not Mad About Carney’s Majority

youtu.be/fkduTKAuLn8

It would be funny if Terrebonne ends up being a tie again