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Signage at the Western North Carolina Nature Center about "Wolf Talk" (essentially how wolves communicate or relate with each other).

Image focused on an entry about submissiveness, reads: "Submissive. Lips peeled back, ears back and forehead flat says 'You're the boss!'"

Signage at the Western North Carolina Nature Center about "Wolf Talk" (essentially how wolves communicate or relate with each other). Image focused on an entry about submissiveness, reads: "Submissive. Lips peeled back, ears back and forehead flat says 'You're the boss!'"

This explains many things

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Friend: "Oh, I'm so embarrassed! I had a little something to drink last night and took a naughty photo! I can't believe myself, I didn't know I had it in me! I've gonna swear off gin for a couple weeks (etc.)"

Me: Gurl, have you seen my Bluesky?

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a picture of a pig with the text happy friday Alt: A gif of a piglet twirling happily around a pole like a pole dancer. Image includes "Happy Friday" in all-caps text

Mood

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A baggage claim area of an airport. Several large white boxes have been taken off of the baggage carousel and a couple of guys are reviewing the shipments. Maybe hard to see in the image, but the shipment boxes are marked "donated human tissues".

A baggage claim area of an airport. Several large white boxes have been taken off of the baggage carousel and a couple of guys are reviewing the shipments. Maybe hard to see in the image, but the shipment boxes are marked "donated human tissues".

Update: finally made it home! The eagle has landed!

Before leaving the airport, I went to pick up a suitcase from baggage claim, but the luggage bags seemed outnumbered by large white boxes of donated human tissues. Christmas came late for patients and maybe some cannibals in the area, I guess πŸ˜‹

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An art piece in my hotel room, depicting the Pentagon building five times (each in a different color) and layered sort of like pancakes if some of the pancakes defied gravity and levitated like ghostly spirits.

An art piece in my hotel room, depicting the Pentagon building five times (each in a different color) and layered sort of like pancakes if some of the pancakes defied gravity and levitated like ghostly spirits.

Ah well. Time to sleep easy. Goodnight, Pentagons.

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My nightmare continues. I've escaped the coming winter storm in upstate NY. But my flight out had been delayed and we landed in DC *just as* my flight home flew off, so I was rebooked for an early-morning flight tomorrow to Charlotte NC then to home. Really, I should just seek out a flying Vixen.

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Me sitting up in an airport gate area, eyes closed and desirous of a nap

Me sitting up in an airport gate area, eyes closed and desirous of a nap

Only a couple hours to go at the airport until I get to find out if the eagle will take flight today. Here's hoping 🀞

Meanwhile, I need help staying awake. Send helps! πŸ˜‹

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Hotel checkout is in an hour and my new flight out doesn't board until this evening, so I'm thinking about bumming around Syracuse NY a little in the meantime (but also not wanting to lug around luggage in this weather). Any particular recommendations from the hive mind? Thanks! 😊

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Me lying naked on a hotel bed

Me lying naked on a hotel bed

Well fuck me from all angles. I boarded my flight out earlier this evening only for freezing rain to prevent take off. Rebooked for tomorrow, and now I have a hotel bed to desanctify. Send help/nudes/whatevs. 🀣

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Visiting family. My mom's house is tiny, so I overhear her shows from the other room. A man is now yelling at a ghost: "I'm not afraid of you!"

The house is clearly possessed. But, title deed or no, if the possessor can't live peacefully with others, the ghost has every right to have him exorcised

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Was putting on my shirt after waking up this morning and, putting an arm through my sleeve, my thumb decided to stab me underneath my nose and draw blood. Guess it's gonna be that kind of day 🀣

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Greyhound is a place for memories of a kind. One time when I was 19, I took a nighttime trip on Greyhound to see a friend, and this guy about my age with weird teeth tried to make out with me on the bus (I declined) and some other lady had broken down and converted to Mennonitism or somesuch...

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37 here. Also live in Ohio.

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Aw, thanks ☺️ I try πŸ˜‹

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Me chilling on the couch

Me chilling on the couch

Indeed. 😊 Just trying to be cozy and lazy while it snows outside

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Pretty good here, thanks. It's a quiet day here; I'm just recovering from the festivities yesterday and trying to keep warm 🀣

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Howdy πŸ˜‹ How's it going?

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Me sitting on a couch after the family Christmas gathering.

Me sitting on a couch after the family Christmas gathering.

Another family Christmas without loss of life or limb. Doggo's worn out from barking at the strange relatives, kitty's had too much catnip and is napping, and I'm just here, voting presents.

Hope you are all having a wonderfully festive Thursday! 😊

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The Weenie Man Song! | Camp Song | Scratch Garden
The Weenie Man Song! | Camp Song | Scratch Garden YouTube video by Scratch Garden

December's been a crazy month for me (work- and health-wise) but hoping to be able to relax some over the holidays. On my trip from the airport, my niece introduced me to an important cultural artifact and it'd be remiss of me not to pay it forward πŸ˜‹

youtu.be/axMuqMdLwwY?...

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Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned.

Darla, Jasmine...oh, I thought you said cats (though I suppose one never 'owns' a cat, now since I think about it...). Sorry, I never named my Hot Wheels as a kid and couldn't tell you much about them anyway. They had wheels, I guess.

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A parachuting clown decoration supported by a light fixture in a coffeeshop bathroom. He is watching you and knows what you're up to, and yet just smiles creepily.

A parachuting clown decoration supported by a light fixture in a coffeeshop bathroom. He is watching you and knows what you're up to, and yet just smiles creepily.

I guess this coffeeshop didn't put away its Halloween decorations yet. Though, in fairness, isn't every day Halloween these days?

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A welcome mat reading "Merry" in front of a public trash receptacle on the sidewalk

A welcome mat reading "Merry" in front of a public trash receptacle on the sidewalk

Ah, wasted no time with your Hohoho'ing this season, I see πŸ˜‹

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NYT: "NYC's closely watched mayor's race draws to a close"

My fucked-up brain's reading: "NYC's closely watched mayor's race ends in a draw." The horror...

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Oh no, I haven't lost my energy or will or motivation or self-drive or whatever we're calling "conformity to the social imperatives of a supposedly individualist society." It's just the anemia talking

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Five minutes: enough time to avoid the stigma of a minuteman, but not quite enough to mistakenly graduate into full-on wankerdom. It's a difficult balance, sure, but one might as well try one's hand at it

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Those pinatas really don't know what to think πŸ˜‹

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Me sitting on my couch naked

Me sitting on my couch naked

Feeling relaxed this evening 😊

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Me lying in bed naked

Me lying in bed naked

I've been going through a lot these past few weeks and haven't had much nakie time lately, so I gotta change that tonight πŸ˜‹ May require cuddles too 🀣 Hope you've all been well!

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Thought I was done shaving when I still had the left side of my face to do. Guess it's gonna be that kind of day πŸ˜…

Hope your day's going well! 😊

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