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Posts by The rolliest polly ♡ pythias
if you eat an ice cream sundae on a sunday you rip the fabric of space time
Guerilla advertising seen in the London Metro
I owe an apology to all James Bond movies. I mocked them for having completely unrealistic, cartoonish villains that simply weren't believable.
2025 has made it impossible to levy that criticism anymore.
I want a psychological horror movie based on this chicken place immediately.
Depending on the the emotion you want to evoke, lighting is the key to selling the vibes.
Environmental Tip: Remember to cut the plastic rings on your 6 packs of soda, they're the leading cause of deaths among gnomes & wood sprites, because they get caught in them, & choke to death when foraging for mushrooms.
Or as Woodsy Owl says:
looks like its lid up
Ramadan Mubarak to all my frens who celebrate
Currently unnamed supervillain that I really need to get around to naming
Art!
OK! FINE! WHATEVER!
Apparently it's fiiiiiiine to eat frog legs, but the second I eat human legs everyone freaks out!
Just let a frog enjoy some biped once in a while!
Pointy robot doll girl sketch from a few nights ago
A row of three wavy turkey tail shelves grow off the side of a mossy log above the fallen leaves of the forest floor All photos by me
Here are some nice mushrooms
clodsire wearing jordans
practicing drawing shoes
Around 35% of SpaceX’s revenue comes directly from the federal govt.
Less than 1% of NPR’s budget comes from the federal govt.
Two characters laying down in a grass patch surrounded by ghost birds.
What if. 🕊️
Alt text: Macro closeup of a clustered row of vibrant pink Carnival Candy Slime Mold growing along the top of a rotting stick
Down on the gnome hat farm 🔺
#SlimeMoldSunday
What does this even mean
3 soldiers driving an army jeep.
I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE OKAY
@felixfinch.bsky.social @skelbton.bsky.social
#oc
would you eat the pizza burger hotdog?
Keep getting ads for amulets that help you lose weight 🙄 They don’t tell you whatever weight you lose is stored in the amulet making it harder and harder to carry around each day
Idontknowwhatimdoingdecember 27
i dont rlly know what to post here so here’s a dumb little doodle of me
What makes Owl House so good is that Eda becomes a big owl and is gay.