Dear Maria, count me the fuck out. ✌🏽

Picture of my hair dyed blue

So I did a thing

Ya boy got a 4.0 and made the Dean’s List 🙃

You think Ryan Murphy has contacted him for the rights to his story yet?

This mango is juicy 🤤🤤

@ifycomedy.com

Fuck a ham. Who eatin’ brown sugar glazed ass? 👀

Picture of Drake with lyrics “A cease and desist is for hoes”

This aged like fine Canadian milk.

He down worse than MGK v Em

a man is driving a car with a red steering wheel and a black seat with the word sp on it . Alt: a man is driving a car with a red steering wheel and a black seat with the word sp on it .

If they just bringing errbpdy back. I’m need the Fast Franchise to bring Jesse back as the mastermind behind everything.

“You just left me there Dom. Like a dog in the street.”

Sex is fun cause sometimes it feels like it's directed by Luca Guadagnino to a soundtrack by Trent & Atticus, then other times it turns into a fun little B-horror movie with terrible acting, bad lighting, often times bloody, with unintentional laughter.

Drake has officially lost a rap beef worse than MGK

HEY DENVER NERDS!

in less than two weeks, I will be filming my first comedy special on December 7th at L7 Games in Lakewood! It’ll be the “worlds first low budget stand up comedy special filmed in a gaming store (in Denver)” so come be a part of history!

Lawnmowers and leaf blowers before 10am on a Monday should be illegal.

Every time I believe I’ve reached a hater level that’s commendable Kendrick gives me a new level to aspire too.

Nah I know a nigga that didn’t have what he was supposed to have when he was supposed have it when see one.

I been there.

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

I needed a video.

Class action suit against Action Lab Entertainment dismissed by judge A Pennsylvania judge has dismissed a class action suit on behalf of nearly 60 creators against Action Lab, citing too many differing claims

If you've ever wondered why we've never made Jupiter Jet Volume 3, it's this. 👇
We don't want to work with a company that refuses any communication and locks up your IP because they can.

www.comicsbeat.com/class-action...

I’m dying in the nail salon this white lady is freaking out worrying the sugar scrub is gonna remove her fake tan.

Can’t relate. 😇

Picture of the final page of a script.

First draft is on the page!! 🙏🏽🔥

👀

That scene from the end of Dark Knight rises where Alfred sees Bruce Wayne in the wild and they decide not to talk to each other for some reason because I guess Alfred is tired of his shit and Bruce knows it.

When a mutual from X doesn’t follow you on Bsky:

That was the worst edging with cum denial I’ve ever watched.

Up-to-date BlueSky Crop Aspect Ratio Crop Sizes for Bluesky as of 18 Oct 2024 By default, single images are uncropped. If image is too tall (Exceeds the 1:2 aspect ratio) then it will be cropped. Single images that are too tall may be scaled down but aspect ratio is preserved With two images, both of them share a square aspect ratio of 1:1 For three images, the first image is square (1:1) while the other two are half-squares (2:1) And for 4 images, all of them are 3:2

I came across an outdated guide on image grid sizing crop/proportions for bsky earlier, and I felt it was important to create an updated version! Please use this new guide instead!

Got a real messy kitchen call me a Pan Switch 👨🏽‍🍳😉

I'm in the spaceship with the plug, we going up to the next tier
You tried to play me like a toy, now all you got are batteries
You can keep your Woody, he ain't got nothing on me
I'm on a different level, I'm a Lightyear ahead of you

You got my heart open sesame
But you didn't care about the recipe
You just took a bite and left me lonely
Now you're back to the streets like you don't know me