Dear Maria, count me the fuck out. ✌🏽
Posts by Dwain Burke
Picture of my hair dyed blue
So I did a thing
Ya boy got a 4.0 and made the Dean’s List 🙃
You think Ryan Murphy has contacted him for the rights to his story yet?
This mango is juicy 🤤🤤
@ifycomedy.com
Fuck a ham. Who eatin’ brown sugar glazed ass? 👀
Picture of Drake with lyrics “A cease and desist is for hoes”
This aged like fine Canadian milk.
He down worse than MGK v Em
If they just bringing errbpdy back. I’m need the Fast Franchise to bring Jesse back as the mastermind behind everything.
“You just left me there Dom. Like a dog in the street.”
Sex is fun cause sometimes it feels like it's directed by Luca Guadagnino to a soundtrack by Trent & Atticus, then other times it turns into a fun little B-horror movie with terrible acting, bad lighting, often times bloody, with unintentional laughter.
Drake has officially lost a rap beef worse than MGK
HEY DENVER NERDS!
in less than two weeks, I will be filming my first comedy special on December 7th at L7 Games in Lakewood! It’ll be the “worlds first low budget stand up comedy special filmed in a gaming store (in Denver)” so come be a part of history!
Lawnmowers and leaf blowers before 10am on a Monday should be illegal.
Every time I believe I’ve reached a hater level that’s commendable Kendrick gives me a new level to aspire too.
Nah I know a nigga that didn’t have what he was supposed to have when he was supposed have it when see one.
I been there.
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
I needed a video.
If you've ever wondered why we've never made Jupiter Jet Volume 3, it's this. 👇
We don't want to work with a company that refuses any communication and locks up your IP because they can.
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I’m dying in the nail salon this white lady is freaking out worrying the sugar scrub is gonna remove her fake tan.
Can’t relate. 😇
Picture of the final page of a script.
First draft is on the page!! 🙏🏽🔥
👀
That scene from the end of Dark Knight rises where Alfred sees Bruce Wayne in the wild and they decide not to talk to each other for some reason because I guess Alfred is tired of his shit and Bruce knows it.
When a mutual from X doesn’t follow you on Bsky:
That was the worst edging with cum denial I’ve ever watched.
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Got a real messy kitchen call me a Pan Switch 👨🏽🍳😉
I'm in the spaceship with the plug, we going up to the next tier
You tried to play me like a toy, now all you got are batteries
You can keep your Woody, he ain't got nothing on me
I'm on a different level, I'm a Lightyear ahead of you
You got my heart open sesame
But you didn't care about the recipe
You just took a bite and left me lonely
Now you're back to the streets like you don't know me