went too long between haircuts again.

I wish my hair looked nice this long without a hat.

Hahahaha unfortunately I shacked up with someone who had 30 years on me and that was too much for that person

the WORST.

I remember comparing notes in college with someone my age who said they liked daddies. They were horrified when I said I went on a date with a guy over 40

Realized I didn't post this with a coat of paint.

the amount of internals I see where the prostate is drawn on the wrong side is genuinely concerning

I forget that I'm actually pretty big compared to most people sometimes... need to take an updated picture like this. This is the one that always makes the rounds.

The most joyful and downright fun sex I've had was with a guy who maybe pushed 3.5" if he took sildenafil. There's something about someone who knows they're smaller and doesn't care, especially if they realize it means they can go a lot rougher.

A bathroom mirror nude selfie with a flaccid penis

A plexiglass coin with a CNC engraved relief of a groundhog performing the rite of spring dance from the ballet. The groundhog is the first to fall and will be sacrificed. The dancers are wearing outfits reminiscent of the original Roerich costume design.

Oh hey. My dick pics are suddenly making the rounds (was wondering when that would happen on here). Hi new followers!

I post nudes sometimes but also weird stuff I make. And I reshare furry stuff. You've been warned!

An ex accidentally poisoned me with WAY TOO MUCH years ago, and ever since then I've had to cut the smallest dose into quarters. And even then it can feel like too much.

Cheaper, though!

I've been complaining for years about guides and information being gated behind discord servers that can just go away and I feel so unhappily validated

oooo they increased the chocolate ration

testing how fine I can the detail on a 3D relief... You can make out fur texture!

Testing with the example files...

I'm gonna make so much useless stuff

I can't wait to lose fingers

Cookie Monster sent his regards. We brought cookie dip.

gobble gobble

Sparky showing off a fresh beard trim.

I got groomed

is that a thirteen foot huacatay in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?

I have huacatay growing everywhere that kinda looks like it. How many pounds do you want? 😜

This is why I grow everything

*rubs back*

scowl

I'm gluten free!

🥺

I find it endlessly amusing that the moment I started to accept labeling myself as a furry, I started getting moved into more of an IT/programming position

umpteenth unnecessary selfie