welp, tiktok has flat lined…

hey siri, play “i hate it here” by Taylor Swift.

😍❤️🤍❤️🫶🏻

Just a reminder of some of the context around the TikTok ban: In 2020, Trump tried to ban it via executive order a couple months after K-pop fans used it to organize fake signups to Trump’s Tulsa rally, which led him to publicly overestimate how large the crowd size would be.

Blame the full moon and our country being in shambles.

I hope everybody doesn’t have short term memory loss, cuz this definitely started with agent orange

This is about to be “He gave us a stimulus check” all over again, oh my God.

I might throw up. 🤮

Oh hey, hi. Happy New Year. 🎉
Also, what is happening. 🫣 #goducks

🤮🤮🤮

Saw this posted on Instagram by the one and only Jonathan Stewart and had to share here

We missed that, we did leave the game a few minutes early though.

The amount of shirtless men was astounding. I was freezing cold and wasn’t sure if I’d make it to the end of the game haha.

I didn’t freeze to death, but it was close.

I’ll be at the game tomorrow and I’m not sure if I’m going to freeze to death or be overwhelmed with the amount of people that will be there. #GoDucks 🦆

Imagine owning the presidency, the senate, the house and the supreme court and still pretending you are the victim.

Monday started out rough.A trip to urgent care, some antibiotics, some pain medication and a note to stay home from work until Thursday. Sinus infection and a throat made of razor blades. Find me in bed watching dumb tv and sleeping for the next few days. 🫠

I know most hate it but it’s so beautiful 😍

a man in a striped shirt is standing in a kitchen and saying `` i don t know what i expected . `` Alt: a man in a striped shirt is standing in a kitchen and saying `` i don t know what i expected . ``

The entire timeline right now

I feel like I’m watching bumfights on real player

Friday night mood.

Yes please 💙🍸

All I wanted for my birthday today is to not be at work. I worked this morning and now I’m home for the rest of the day. 🎂🎉

@rachelhumpert.bsky.social happy birthday to you, my birthday twin! 🎉🎂💖

If you are preforming, over the knee. I’m gonna need to see your whole outfit! ☺️

I don’t like the Dolphins but I think Mike McDaniel is hilarious and I love him as a coach!

What the hell? 😳😳

Spent the day with a couple of my closest friends, my early birthday celebration. Ate a ton of food, browsed several thrift shops and lived my best life for the day. 🥰