All the real homies say 'fuck grass unless you can eat or smoke it'

Been treating our hens n rooster extra spoiled lately. And just had a couple new chicks hatch!
I know it's entirely infeasible for everyone to raise chickens. And it's almost always a cost sink and you won't come out ahead. But make friends with your local chicken weirdo!

For an outsider/noob can someone explain what's happening here?

I love the guitarist starting a heavy riff as the singer jumps off stage. Good energy!

The dude is stupid. He has shitty ideas. Shitty policies.

The sooner we all quit making 'perfect' the enemy of 'good' the better off we'll be

I was an ugly lil kid. Now I'm told I'm not. I was also relentlessly picked on for "running like how lizards run".

Keep speaking your feelings and being yourself. I enjoy every single thing you post.

I'm supposed to live long and prosper just because the fuckin ancient Vulcans said so?!

Was initially feeling bummed about not being able to give more than I was able to, but this news just re-boosted my spirits! You're a real one dude

I follow them and regularly communicate with them there, but given the current state of everything I'm nuking all of my 'meta' accounts

I found your post by searching to see if they had a bsky acct yet. They don't! SAD!

For sure. Thanks for the info!

Exhaustion {2}{U} • Sorcery • Creatures and lands target opponent controls don't untap during their next untap step. • Portal Second Age (P02) #37 • Illustrated by Kaja Foglio • Magic: The Gathering, MTG

@scryfall.com hey random question! On the Scryfall page for my Portal Second Age Exhaustion card, it is listed as a rare. But my personal card and the card shown on that exact page clearly has the common symbol. Weird misprinting? Thanks in advance
scryfall.com/card/p02/37/...

Hopefully they don't start fighting each other!

My absolute favorite thing about Claudius the cat is that he will go leaps and bounds out of his way to sit right next to anyone chopping onions, and then once his eyes are plenty red and puffy and moist he starts blaming the perpetrator for doing this to him.

Every. Single. Time.
It's beautiful

Unfortunately I think Murray is my spirit human =[ it's incredibly disappointing realizing who I am as I age

Billy Strings - MORBUD4ME (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Billy Strings

Ex-stoner but big fan of Mr. William Strings and this song

youtu.be/LaTDlmG58nI?...

Drow always struck me as Virgo sun/Scorpio moon types

(I don't actually know ANYTHING about astrology btw)

No judgement there whatsoever. I'm too lazy to even learn how the site works fully and I've been around for awhile now lol

@stovey.thequeer.house I'm only tagging you because I know you're famous here.
Is there a big island starter pack or whatever they're called yet?

Lookit this ghost peppers dumb lil butt

I'm curious as to how that turns out! Report back

How do I set my account to see NSFW stuff? I wanna see more criminal master-mindery

Michael's Eleven:

I just hatched a genius plot to steal about 26 staples from my boss tomorrow that will let me finish the last door our chicken coop needs.

Crime is invigorating

Me when I’m asked what I’m making for Thanksgiving:

Hilarious that they all have seemingly AI generated names

@drstrib.bsky.social says she never chewed on these. I used to eat them because I was a kid and also incredibly stupid and didn't wanna waste the best part of the muffin. The best part was always the part it left behind.....*cue Hallmark music*

Is there a chicken owners/keepers pack or whatever they're called now that I can join? So many questions and musings and now search engines are all botted and AI'd to the point of non usability

Must be nice seeing stick bugs.

Our chickens carved an adorable punkin for Halloween
#PerpetuallyLate