Hey man strike while the iron is lukewarm, it doesn’t matter, you’ll be doing it forever anyway

It is the 20th anniversary of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl. Time for the observing to rise up

I got this old mirror for free recently but I don’t know how heavy it is and I want to hang it so I lifted my dog, who is usually 40 pounds, to try and guess the weight of the mirror. Also, I kind of regret rewatching Oculus

My hair is whatever but I stg rosemary oil is doing wonders for my eyebrows

First time hearing so many cicadas at my house. Sounds like a wailing stadium of fans. No thoughts only vibes

We’re seeing now that the human mind was only ever meant to use just a handful of websites

WTF Is a Hormbles Chormbles? A new chocolate bar is trying to disrupt candy by calling it the weirdest thing possible.

Hormbles Chormbles
Hormbles Chormbles!!!!
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I’ve been learning how to French bead and it’s a gorgeous technique but the craft is almost like, too pretty for me and my mental state

God I admit I am guilty. I use ChatGPT for writing and even life advice. And I almost always start things off with “Hi, help me”

Ok why do percents even go above 100. Like what the fuck

Scorpion and frog "the scorpion won't sting me if i grovel and beg enough"

Well I finally saw Cube for the first time. Pretty badass flick actually

I bought a new candle with a wooden wick because it seemed important but this thing is sputtering like AM radio right now

The main purpose of a shower cap isn’t to protect your hair from water. It’s to make a bunch of noise when water hits it so you know you fucked up and got too close

Confronting my shadow self on this day of the underground dweller

I think daredevils succeed because they’re told what not to do. I could do so much if I knew what I shouldn’t. No heights though, still

We tapped three maple trees and got a few gallons and it was so exciting that I know I’m fine going off the grid forever now

I am tired of standing up extra straight to compensate for the wrong bra making my shirt look wrinkled. Obviously nobody has my back out here today

Getting lost in the editorialization sauce

I’m doing it. I’m going to hack time. I’m going to find out what the fuck exactly I do every day between 6 and 8 pm

Never Forgive Them In the last year, I’ve spent about 200,000 words on a kind of personal journey where I’ve tried again and again to work out why everything digital feels so broken, and why it seems to keep getting wor...

Newsletter: Our digital lives are unregulated growth-hacked ecological disasters. The modern tech ecosystem's growth-at-all-costs mindset is actively harming billions of people, pushing them toward authoritarianism for profit. We must fight back.

www.wheresyoured.at/never-forgive-them/

I had hiccups but then I concentrated on a shitty post online and I got cured. Yes I forgot it’s Christmas

It’s a Wonderful Life. Great Sparklehorse song

The new loading sequence on this app (with the stars) is reminding me of my period app. I mean ONE OF my period apps. I have three and they vary in whimsy

I’m eating a chef salad but there is no dressing so I’ve put mayonnaise all over it

Lol my Reddit breakdown

oh my god this is brilliant