Fun fact: Trump is mentioned in the Epstein files more than Jesus is mentioned in the bible.

And that’s just the unredacted version.

Truth,

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✨misery✨

I was never built for this stupid contract I signed last April.

a man in a suit and tie says why are you the way that you are . ALT: a man in a suit and tie says why are you the way that you are .

It is once again 2 am and I once again find myself maybe a third of the way through what I need to have completed for tomorrow and

Ugh, I am trying to close out the last two days of this stupid contract and tbh I’m not entirely sure if I’ll make it these two days.😞I cannot WAIT for it to all finally be over.

Hubs, telling me about one of his new student workers who called for what should have been a text:
“He’s a lot like you in some ways. Damn near supergenius, but some real functional difficulties in certain regards.”

😂That’s a nice way of putting it, haha! But definitely understand what he means.😂

I feel like I should probs apologize for my taste in comfort movies, but it be what it be.🤷🏼‍♀️

“Has he ever,” I muse confusedly to myself, someone married to a LHP, “met a pitcher? Any pitcher? Who has thrown a baseball to a batter? Ever?”

Absolutely wrecked by a song I’d never heard before that I just listened to on Spotify.

And then as I was crying it also hit me that today is the last day of the month & I NEED hubs to file a Thing he’s been dragging his feet getting paperwork together for. Today.

I’m not well on so many levels rn

BUT I am unwilling to do it at the expense of mine/my husband’s employer’s or families being able to find it & it either being misconstrued or hurtful in some capacity for which it was not intended. This platform has so much potential but this is truly prohibitive to being able to use it freely.

It would be so nice to be able to have open, safe discussions about mental health and parenting and other sensitive things and the impacts on my household within this beautiful little online community I collected from twitter and have continued here.

a woman is holding her head with her hands . ALT: a woman is holding her head with her hands .

I need just the tiniest attempt at a privacy setting on this app. I want so badly to be able to make use of it, but that is LACKING. Blocking, etc. is of minimal use if anyone can still view anything not logged in.

VIBING😎

Definitely **this** old. Nodding off and keep getting awoken by afib and PVCs so I’m about to take a couple extra beta blockers and set an alarm to scroll through slide decks in the morning before work. Bleh. And extra dropoff bc OOS conference.😞

And this is probably the first opening day in the history of our marriage that he hasn’t brought up that I could have married [redacted] instead, so I’m assuming we’re just *this* old now, haha. Life, man.

(But also I know he 8000% does not mind because this is probably the closest aligned I am to a team and he would rather be married to a baseball girl, soooo)

Hubs is already upstairs in bed bc he is traveling out of state for a conference tomorrow and I am blowing up his phone about the Seattle Mariners pregame, which he absolutely does not care one tiny iota about but BASEBALL.

I just feel like with all that’s going on, I should have the rest of the year as paid time off.

I am entirely too white to still be listening to Not Like Us as much as I am. There’s just a real satisfaction though to know how well done it is though and to be part of throwing the streaming numbers and money to it.

Also, you know, generically catchy and gets stuck in your head.