Det er fandme også ondt for de helt klart overskudsfuldte mennesker med opmærksomhedsforstyrrelser at de skal igennem det bøvl, for at få medicinen til deres opmærksomhedsforstyrrelse 🙃

Hvert år kommer der til at være woke i 40 dage mellem woke-påske og woke-himmelfartsdag

Thinking back about the time a friend was angry at some guy, he told me to hold him back, and I didn't. I wonder if he lays awake at night thinking about how embarrassing that was

Den er trods alt lidt mere præcis end Postnord, hvis yndlingsestimat plejer at være 7-21. Jeg tror aldrig jeg har fået en pakke efter 14.

Uppestcase and Lowestcase Letters [advances in derp learning] YouTube video by suckerpinch

Det er der en meget underholdende youtube video om youtu.be/HLRdruqQfRk?...

Er det ok hvis man er til den danske oversættelse "Lerdue", som sendes afsted ud på den "Blå sky"?

Hvis der næste valg i USA mellem var mellem Palpatine og Jesus, så tror jeg sku egentligt ikke at Jesus ville vinde. Dødsstjerner > næstekærlighed

Det er så lidt problemet med at være på platforme med de ellrrs meget sjove amerikanere - det er svært at undgå deres politik 🙃

Det føles efterhånden selvskadende at følge med i amerikansk politik, en slags digital cutting

A man points to himself and says "I have Golden Retriever Energy..." He gestures towards a pen containing three golden retrievers who are all hooked up to an IV that drains their bodily fluids into an arcane machine. Another man asks "what the hell is this?" The first man says nonchalantly "I am extracting their essences for fuel."

i mocked my child in a goofy voice, like "oohh i'm eight and i have to go to school tomorrow" and he replied--instantly, without a second's pause for the years i've spent raising him, feeding and clothing him etc-- "i'm mama and i have a small but not invisible mustache"

It's interesting how Russian soldiers either look super high speed well equipped or are disheveled garbage can marauders, with little in-between

hitler particle measuring device with screen reading "Hitler Particle Emissions CRITICAL !" with 4 warning triangles

Shit mand, min hitlerpartikelmåler går helt amok i vestlig-retning

elon: *exhibiting obvious signs of someone on coke*
nerds: "haha he is acting like that because of ketamine"

feels like the past decade or so of hardware side of tech trends has been about removing features and calling it progress or innovation. removing the headphone jack for mm of thinness being a big one everyone remembers, but that's just one notable example of a wider trend of technological bulimia

Jeg kan ikke huske hvad nyhederne var(som siger lidt hvor breaking det var), men jeg er blevet vækket flere gange af DR breaking news om sindssygt ikke breaking ting

Sex is great but have you ever rubbed your eyes in the shower for 20 minutes straight

Der mangler vidst et eller andet med Hitler - Men jeg er sikker på at det nok skal blive nævnt

Smid din Kähler-vase og dit Rolex i skraldespanden. Det nye statussymbol er at være lidt kedelig At være kedelig er blevet det nyeste statussymbol, skriver Independent. Og de har ret.

ENDELIG. My time to shine.
heartbeats.dk/smid-din-kah...

Swung by the hardware store this afternoon to pick up some stuff to build shelving in my workshop and relied purely on my Dad Senses when selecting lumber; didn’t measure a single thing! Totally biffed it. Wildly inaccurate guessing on my part. Have to go back tomorrow

""Im 22 I've wasted my life it's over"" An image of a withered and old Gigachad "Blood memory causing sense of confusion after living to your 20-somethingth birthday and not being a warlord or dead in battle"

I dag fylder jeg 22 år. Ej, hvor er jeg bare helt VILDT gammel, jeg ved slet ikke hvordan man skriver testamente eller melder sig til plejehjem eller noget

gaslighting my dog into thinking he's a good boy

I'm a little sick haha
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy

For the record horses don’t need you to lead them to water they’re just trying to make you feel important

-2 Stability: No Casus Belli
Aggresive expansion relations penalty with 194 countries

Heldigvis har USA allerede -3 stability, så den kan ikke komme lavere

doctor: i know what you need. there’s a great clown in town that will cheer you up.

pagliacci: but doc,

doctor: wiggles

pagliacci: oh. haha. i thought-

doctor: i’ll write the name down. there’s another clown in town too, but you can skip it. pagliacci. not funny. bad bad bad bad bad. stupid

I personally don’t think we have a porn bot problem. I guess because I’m an ally

Det er fint at bluesky kæmper for at der ikke kommer flere bots, men altså, de behøver ikke at slette dem der følger en allerede, vel? Det er jo så svært at få følgere

Undskyld.