Sessengon at Spurs vs Sessegnon back at Fulham

Fulham players as soon as they reach 39 points, even if it's still only February

AI image of a London style ambulance with "BLUE FLAG REMOVAL SERVICE" markings above its windscreen

Spare a thought for the emergency response crews of SW6. They had a busy Boxing Day.

Bit surprised to see Don Bradman so low in the list to be honest

New Zealand cricket chicken gets it.
#fulhamaremassiveeverywherewecrow

Telegraph stupid article screenshot: "Prisoners 'could serve 1,000 year sentence in eight hours' Future biotechnology could be used to make prisoners feel as if they were serving a 1,000 year sentence, a team of scientists claim"

We already have this technology, Daily Telegraph. It's called "Parkerball".

Meanwhile at FA headquarters

a black and white photo of a woman with the words " it is far beyond human understanding " ALT: a black and white photo of a woman with the words " it is far beyond human understanding "

The club and the Fan Advisory Board dealing with the logistical challenge of setting up a contact email address.

Club fans emerging from the international break

I hope you know this caviar is from Waitrose, Anastasia

Morning.

Fulham players going off to the international break.

Pleased to meet you here on Bluesky, Jarod.