You are so dialed in and so correct

Digital illustration of Saruman inside his tower, wearing a rainbow glitter bucket hat, backpack and robe. He is holding up an exercise book containing rainbow stickers, drawings of rings and scribbles of his name with a magic S. A speech bubble reads, “The white page may be overwritten!”

listen to Shelved By Genre and you too can be consumed with thoughts of Lisa Frank Saruman @rangedtouch.bsky.social

a cluttered black and white assemblage of various public domain and clip art images, three of which are prominent skeletons in various poses of despair. around them are several kinds of bugs, a snake, a bat, poison, stars, barbed wire, frowny faces, etc. large text interspersed throughout the image reads "trapped in a hell of my own creation! / rents too high / job is evil / wait i didnt do any of this! / none of this is my fault! / fuck this!"

ALL THE OTHER SHIT? WELL I GUESS THAT'S MY FAULT MAYBE

oh that red one is extremely harry. that shit absolutely looks like it would start talking to you

literal crime

i gotta stop getting mad at my boss for things like "telling me how to do my job" but i am truly at the end of my rope here

LITERALLY

LITERALLY!!! and it's not like you can't give your two weeks etc notice if you're worried about your old coworkers. like get the better job with a better commute!!!!! I'm rooting for you

I mean I also have a bunch of figure drawings but they're less interesting 😔

"you're talking a big game for not posting anything" such is the way of my cringe strategy. please imagine to yourself what they are. or guess. keep the mystery alive

was so so so so tired when I got home and was like, okay, I'll go to bed early. and then I spent an hour drawing cringe-ass shit on my free ipad instead. cringe strat wins yet again

why is my boss doing DAILY team calls at like 8:30am every day like please....... please...........

oh HELL yeah. what would it be for??

"bro is this fetish art 😭" anything and everything you will ever interact with is someone's fetish. someone wants to fuck clouds. someone's horniest thought is to be a branch on a tree. someone's going to fuck a salt shaker. someone wants to fuck math. someone did. his name was albert einstein

thank god. true jumpscare

Electric Light Orchestra - TIME (4K Album) YouTube video by Stereo Classics

youtu.be/yxBZhHE-R7M TIME TUESDAY

you inspired me I'm also listening to this now (i'm always ready to listen to elo time)

it also means i was inspired by an idea and, not wanting to lose what I thought of, did draw an extremely quick concept with poses in a free notebook in my office. wait this just reminded me I did in fact do a concept idea of invader zim fanart on my work computer in mspaint thread cancelled

"is it invader zim fanart" if it was i WOULD be posting it. as though
my deviantart from 2005 isn't still online with my hand-drawn and scanned invader zim fanart up. please. you will see this if/when i do it again

happy to say this is working (at least in part in the week since i said this) but this does mean that everything i have to show for it is unpostable

a hot dog could fix me

honestly like you already have a no-under-18 warning on your account and it's your own personal account so like...... I think it's your right to talk about your dick as much as you want here. have fun. dr ricky d dickdoctor approved

hell yeah brother yes I would watch!!!!

okay but i still like seeing your art!! i still think about the progress photos of this one painting you were working on of the one guy from Lisa (terry i think? with the leopard print shirt) laying in a field of mushrooms and he just looked so happy and at peace and I thought it was so lovely

i had a dream with tak from invader zim in it last night.......... this is a good sign......

we can do this Kyra. we can, should, must and WILL become more cringe ❤️

bluesky needs to add photo sharing in DMs STAT so then you can send updates in DMs (to me who wants to see)

also if i start posting new invader zim fanart i will have also won

if you see me posting jojo's bizarre adventure fanart: know that i have succeeded. that i have won

think of what I could make. if i can harness that cringe energy again. that unholy inspiration. the horrible output i could create and post. I'm trying. i'm trying