Takes me back to the days of a cassette adapter plugged into my 1987 Olds Cutlass so I could play my iPod through crappy GM speakers.

Better be a wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano fresh off the boat from Italy for that price.

Don't jinx it.

And stripped down, the bones are excellent for stock.

Make a hot version called the GNX.

This is probably the administration's biggest own goal yet.

$5 rotisserie chicken. And they're usually bigger than other stores that charge much more, too.

Seen on a garage door in Omaha, NE.

#NoKings

Welcome to the dark side. Enjoy the $1.50 glizzy, giant $10 pizza, and $5 rotisserie chicken.

My twink ass is several degrees of magnitude more masculine.

Panic attacks are gross. The entire day is shot after one.

Bonus points if you get the ones that make you tense up and go catatonic. Then you're sore afterwards as well. 🫠

Not going to lie, knowing Mr. Regular I was deriving a *very* different meaning from the first two sentences.

I miss her, too.

Anything by Styx where Dennis DeYoung hits an obnoxious ear-bleeding high note. "Mr. Roboto" in particular. Aforementioned high note, and it's just so... bad in general. Bad even by their standards.

Life imitates art, and all that...

Anything by Styx where Dennis DeYoung hits a high note with his obnoxious ear-bleeding voice.

God, I wish these were practical on American roads.

No passing zone, enforced by tornado.

As a range target.

Up here we've gone from 70s and tornado warnings in the afternoon to snowing at night. Rarely anything surprises me here anymore. 😆

Weather is decided by random number generator this time of year.

It tastes like Lando Norris.

We got hail a week ago up here in Nebraska, in a severe thunderstorm warning despite it being barely above freezing. 😆

Started with wind chills of -15 this morning, then we'll be in the 80s by Friday. 😆

🎁

I clearly came from a different time, but I've never understood the appeal of these. The '87 Olds Cutlass Ciera that was my first actual functioning car had one of these and I always thought it was ugly as sin.

* laughs in 40mpg Toyota Yaris iA and 1-mile commute to work *

I absolutely will not buy a car without a brake pedal.

Kidding aside, an AUX port or Bluetooth connection.

"And other parts".

Sooner or later we'll start watering crops with sports drinks to get around AI-induced water shortages.