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it’s literally the easiest winning formula of all
time.
…and it’s a damned near lock they’ll fuck it up
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A digital illustration in simple outlines and flat textured color. A man with a white mustache wearing a sun hat is pushing an ice cream cart with bells hanging from the handle. Along with pictures of popsicles, text on the side and front of the cart reads ‘Maybe it’ll happen today’
not gonna call all these mofos a bunch of donaghys but goddammit. some atrocious ass calls in this bitch
BALL DONT LIE!
these bitchass refs bout to send us out!
hold the fuck up, gallagher?! lmao
‘doming’ nazis instead of paper-clipping them would’ve been good as well, actually
🫡
pete hegseth is a cunt
interesting. cannot speak with too much authority as i’ve not read every one of these, but will say my favorite of course is “the exorcist” odd not to see it on the bracket at all, considering a few turds that are included.
smashing the fucking sign!
and i’m lookin at motherfuckers on my side!
but seeing small wins in places like nyc? man, that shit gives me a drop of hope. it’s small, but ffs i’ll take any bit of hope from any damn where at the moment //
our default would otherwise be to care for one another—all boats rise with the tide shit. instead we *choose* to do the opposite. for what? to what end?
we have the resources to end homelessness/hunger/drugs/incarceration rates/healthcare/etc. all of it today.
but no. because “socialism bad” /2
sorry to do the weird sub post bit, but these two right here!
this is what i’ve said for years abt why i get so mad at the shit we do in this country. aside from the obvious cruelties and bs, it’s the fact that none of this shit has to be this way. in fact i believe 1/
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banger
youtu.be/6pr0nbrfbp8
kash is the — drink the last beer; eat the last piece; smoke the last cig; take a dump without flushing while using last of tp; losses one shoe; tells unfunny ass jokes; breaks your dishes; hits on your girl right in front of you — kinda drunk! asshole behaviour all ways.
humpy salmon wins the race after a lil bump o’ ‘caine
…and faster!
give humpy a lil bumpy and see what happens
the alt text crackin me the fuck up. i don’t know why. perfectly accurate description tbh
He’s the most compelling athlete on earth right now and it’s not even close.
shoeless-rose-billups sports gambling
i see your ‘cajun navy’ and raise you an ‘anti-fash flotilla’ — just guillotines and planks, baby!
game was strong. brilliant actually. for me, a mid-20s dude, experienced enough to be motivated by the ads, but green enough to fall for it all. they were similar in nature of this sorta thing. the “squat til you puke” one comes to mind. think i had the shirt ffs!
good read, and 100% agree. fitness influencer culture has permeated what or who probably used to be legitimate voices in the industry.
also reminds me of (for me) the most successful ad campaign ever — back in mid-2000s animal ran with “the journey” and i think even before that the poster/ad 1/
i have not listened to this song 100x i promise
this album, folks need to get with it let’s go
in our grab bag of random incense sticks there’s one scent that smells like a urinal cake. luck of the draw, so we’ll light one and go oh shit what is this urinal cake?
yeah urinal cake
wemby and fox walking off just now looked like a dang wizard talking to a hobbit.
fox is 6’3”
#gospursgo
My San Antonio Spurs are playing in the playoffs :)
one side of my basement office turned into a small bike station. on the wall are framed tony parker and tim duncan signed spurs jerseys and an old buffalo sabres jersey. my bike is a primos dame.
rearranged my basement office space to include a lil bike station.
take those cookies to literal pound town!
mando now rockin a captain lou albano nose ring