Too late. 😉
#fourtwenty

How long until Trump pulls a Henry the VIII and starts his own Church of America with him as the leader of said church?

You've heard of nightmare blunt rotation.

This is a dream blunt rotation.

Or at least pretty chill.

The sequel is a 🎶 musical 🎶

Is this site working yet?

They had us lined up like a fucking comicon queue for gas this morning.

It angers me that I know who/what Clavicular is.
Anything I have learned about him has been against my will.

For many years people have avoided fucking corpses. Jeffrey Dahmer is taking a different approach.

24+ hours in.
Took off New Skin bandage #1.
Lack of overhead light & no glasses in the shower made that an unpleasant experience.
Letting it air dry and chill until putting on New Skin bandage #2.
Still looks dope.
Still glad I got it.

My artist yesterday had, in the words of @themountaingoats.bsky.social's album Goths, High Unicorn Tolerance.

The new American Dream is working the gig economy when you're 80 so you can pay for your significant other's cancer treatment.

The line work went fine.

The coloring is killing me.

Yay!

Gas was all the way down to $4.00 at Sam's Club today!

What a gawddam deal!

😐

Just went to a community yard sale where it appears no one told the community they were, in fact, having a yard sale.

Saw a Subaru with the license plate NOTALEZ.

Made me laugh.

Went to a Catholic Mass for a funeral this morning.

I did not burst into flames.

&

I think the last time I set foot into a Catholic church was for my Grandma's funeral.

Considering yesterday it felt like we were moments away from being on a Night Train to Mundo Fine, seems appropriate.

Today sucked.
Just.
Sucked.

And my Sonic chili dog was cold.

I seriously want to know-

How are we supposed to act naturally right now?

How are we supposed to go about our everyday lives?

How are we supposed to pretend the world is hunky-fucking-dory?

a bald man wearing sunglasses and a suit says " who loves ya baby you 're beautiful " ALT: a bald man wearing sunglasses and a suit says " who loves ya baby you 're beautiful "

Spending this nice Easter morning watching thr 1976 Battle Of The Network Stars.

Fun.

If They Will Kill You came out in the 70s or 80s the Vinegar Syndrome collectors would be loving whatever weird slipcover this would come with.

Saw They Will Kill You.
Is it the best movie? No
Is it for everyone? No
Is it a hyperstylized, ultraviolent, devilishly bloody fun time? Yeah

When it comes out on physical media, it will be a great double feature with Mandy.

This morning my back seized up while inhaling deeply to blow my nose.

I fucking hate the design of the human body sometimes.

I hope she can enjoy the DOW while in retirement.

She can enjoy whenever it is over 50k.

I would really like a Christian Nationalist to answer one question-

Which brand of Christianity would the Nation be based on?

The spacing on items (hooks, blood pumps, blood gens) is seriously fucked up during this blood moon.
Just.
What the hell?

#dbd #deadbydaylight #dbdbloodmoon

Gas at Sam's Club - $4.31
Gas at QT down the street - $4.95

Yeesh

DMV was canceled?

Man, Big Sac isn't gonna be happy about this...

Less than 15 min and we have sweet, sweet cold air again.

It was a wire.
A single fucking wire jiggled loose.
A single fucking wire, that was a factory installed wire, not the AC company, jiggled loose.
Hell inside the office.
Because of one fucking wire on the AC unit.