The hilarious thing is that he thinks anyone cares.

Excellent news! I'm all in for Becerra!
#BecerraEra

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

Make it make sense.

I would so much rather work at the gate or read a book than deal with the hassle at the other end: (in this order) Mom's plans pushed back several hours 😮; meetings delayed or canceled; arriving at the hotel at midnight so I'm a total wreck for court the next day.

Good grief why are we still listening to this loser.

We are so lucky to have multiple MVPs in #Colorado: Nikola Jokic; Nathan MacKinnon; @philweiser.bsky.social @seligmanforag.bsky.social @senadorajulie.bsky.social

Be sure to vote for ALL our MVPs!

We let the worst people on Earth become the most powerful people on Earth, at a time when the most powerful people on Earth had ready access to the tools to destroy Earth.

Those words will be on humanity's gravestone—should any of a dozen rolling disasters cause global collapse.

I don’t think we talk nearly enough about the fact that corporations like Amazon, don’t pay a single cent to maintain the roads they use, the transportation system they use, the courts they use, they pay nothing for the infrastructure that is absolutely critical to their business.

WE Pay for

Conservatives in Wisconsin are suing to stop trans kids from using school bathrooms A federal lawsuit challenges a school district’s policy as federal Title IX protections for transgender students shift.

Going to be following this closely to see whether "feels uncomfortable" counts as injury-in-fact sufficient to confer standing under Article III.

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Republicans fed this country to the dogs

What sort of match-day horror that would be to be assigned to one of the Federalist 6. 😮

Just looking at those gyoza made a hard day better. Yum!

Page 1 of a legal Judgment document from the United States District Court, District of Oregon for Case No. 6:25-cv-02409-MTK, filed on 04/18/26. The plaintiffs are listed as "STATE OF OREGON, et al.," and the defendants are "ROBERT F. KENNEDY, JR., in his official capacity as Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services, et al." The document is from United States District Judge Kasubhai. It outlines that final judgment is entered in favor of the Plaintiffs on Counts I, II, III, and IV. Item 3 states the Court holds unlawful, sets aside, and vacates the "Declaration of the Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services RE: Safety, Effectiveness and Professional Standards of Care for Sex-Rejecting Procedures on Children and Adolescents".

Page 2 of a legal judgment document for Case 6:25-cv-02409-MTK, filed on April 18, 2026. The text outlines a court order declaring that defendants lack the authority to unilaterally establish standards of care that supersede professionally recognized standards for gender-affirming care in the Plaintiff States. It permanently enjoins defendants and their agents, including the HHS-OIG, from enforcing the "Kennedy Declaration" against providers in those states. The document is dated April 18, 2026, and is signed by United States District Judge Mustafa T. Kasubhai.

Huge news: the court has entered final judgement in Oregon v Kennedy (HHS trans youth care ban) and has vacated the Kennedy declaration and permanently enjoined its enforcement to target gender clinics.

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But God forbid we cite the legislative history of a recent law THAT WAS PUBLISHED BY THE CONGRESSIONAL COMMITTEE IN REAL TIME.

FTW!

Schrodinger’s Strait of Hormuz

New euphemism for "pure, unadulterated horseshit" just dropped

Mamdani believes democratic socialism "can flourish anywhere," says he and Trump share love of New York City New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani spoke with "CBS Mornings" on Thursday and reflected on his first 100 days in office.

Love this guy. Who knew that all you need is a sunny personality, effective policies, and an unbreakable determination to take zero shit? Weird how decades of navel-gazing dem consultants never hit on that combination.
#Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

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Colorado AFL-CIO on Instagram: "As an organizer, a fighter and an advocate for working people, the Colorado AFL-CIO is proud to endorse Sen. Julie Gonzales for US Senate!" 65 likes, 1 comments - coloradoaflcio on April 16, 2026: "As an organizer, a fighter and an advocate for working people, the Colorado AFL-CIO is proud to endorse Sen. Julie Gonzales for US Senate!".

Great news from @senadorajulie.bsky.social - endorsed by the AFL-CIO!

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When they pry them from my cold, dead keyboard.

Writing on the 29th anniversary of my father's death: can confirm.

Me! Me! Me! ✋✋✋

Me (opening every 🤬 piece of software I interact with): How do I uninstall AI?

This was one of the most delicious skewerings I've read in a long time. My happiness metric went up by at least 10 smirks. Enjoy!

I had no idea. What an amazing story! Happy Birthday to your Mom!

WordPerfect baby!

Could we do a Truman Show situation where we build a fake Oval Office where he watches AI created fake news about himself and let him believe he's still president and tweet the hours away and meanwhile we can impeach him and move on...I'm not sure he'd know the difference

@nytimes.com self-parody.

I would call him a monster, but that's an insult to monsters.