OOOH nice nice, jumping straight into an MG can be scary but Haman makes it all worth it

Is this gonna be your first gunpla?

Surely the review should have factored in the reality that it’s been a decade and now we need that water more than ever

Yeah at this point review scores seemingly only exist as props for people to use in online pissing contests

I made a kickstarter update cause i didn't do that when making the new trailer, but more importantly:

WE'RE AT 9,200+ WISHLISTS ON STEAM!

As promised, if you get to 9,999 BEFORE launch, I'll add a Maid Kila to the game, so share the game around! 4 days!!! store.steampowered.com/app/2927510/...

The cover art really didn’t do it any favors either

Okami was BELOVED by critics but there’s a reason it gets referred to almost exclusively as a cult classic, nobody fucking bought that thing until like, two rounds of remakes/remasters and decades of collective cultural fawning over it

Also “too much water” isn’t just referring to the map! It’s talking about water-types! You made a rock paper scissors battle mechanic and then made the encounters 70% scissors! And then if you choose the wrong game version, your primary antagonist becomes Team Scissors! It’s a valid critique!

IGN’s infamous “too much water” 7.8 review of Pokemon ORAS

Two things can be true simultaneously:

-There actually WAS too much water
-7.8 is actually WAY too high a score for any mainline Pokemon game

It’s crazy to bring this up nowadays when the “game journalist difficulty” meme is one of the most tired pieces of bullshit I’ve ever seen and game scores have seemingly less to do with a game’s success than ever but I guess some Japanese soldiers are still on that island fighting for the emperor…

I made a whole video essay about this wherein I repeatedly make fun of the meme and talk about how dumb it is and how much misinfo is out there and I STILL get comments missing the entire point

This is because gamers are fucking stupid

Anyways, it’s a good video:

youtu.be/qgx-XZ_hMx8?...

Seeing a lot of "IGN killed God Hand" posts in relation to their Mouse PI review.

Let's be clear here: God Hand is a niche title put together in a year that Capcom gave zero marketing. The review sucks but God Hand was never going to be a broad success regardless of IGN's review.

This summer I’ll be introducing the COUSINFUCKER act to deport Republicans

“Rep. Roy introduces MAMDANI Act to Denaturalize and Deport Marxists and Islamic Fundamentalists”

Screenshot from Agents of SHIELD: “And what does that mean to you?” “Means someone really wanted our initials to spell out SHIELD”

Dumbest fucking timeline

I offer an expansion:

Moon Child theme is just Planet of the Bass for freaks (positive)

YOOO crushing it!

Having received so much love for our good old #MoonChild game, we are happy to give love back to the game community by releasing the Moon Child source files + assets.

Details can be read in the ReadMe text. We're looking forward to see what you're going to create! 💚

bitbucket.org/rhinoid/moon...

Mobile Fighter G Gundam (1994)
Episode 21 - The Final Battle Approaches! Only 3 Days Away
07:52.880

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

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OH SHIT YOU'RE ON HERE TOO yooo your stuff has been giving me LIFE these past few days

YTPs never died. Moon Child just added a new and excitedly different flavor

can't believe Moon Child brought youtube poops back

Wait how tf is he gonna balance this with his run for Governor?

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I give this decision 5 bags of popcorn and 19 dead teenagers whose murder New was acquitted of

I can’t believe New Amato himself is gonna be in charge of Infowars

Xposed with Michael Matthews was fucking MADE for this

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