ts even goes so far as to pmo

they should make dental prosthetics strong enough to chew the fuck out of ice and maybe other things like steel rebar “oh that’s jaw strength” thog caare little for such distinctions

relapsing on chewing ice even though I’m not supposed to. I feel like skyler white smoking in the car while pregnant

realest post I have ever seen on this website I understand completely

when I was in high school the woodshop teachers used to call me in to debug the cnc machine because I was the only one familiar with the software. recently the meaning of this acronym has changed in the circles I frequent. however I am still pretty good at the software

I am very egotistical. any joke I inspired is a banger

same, got excited

banger

I don’t understand them YET. stand back, I’m about to do a regression

(holding your hand) promise you’ll remember me when I’m famous, alright?

that’s right. it’s #hot

there’s a couple people where I’m genuinely amazed they seem to want to hang out with me on purpose. I’m just some guy

my greatest ambition is to unfurl

genuinely unironically a lens I understand myself with

my uncle tried this and he pulled himself too high up and got sucked into a turbine engine and died :/studies show this happens to 1 in 3 americans every day

I am very poor (in the neurons department) and can only afford a few posts a week

my bio used to just be “exploded yesterday” but then I remembered disclosing information about the self is intrinsically rewarding

this goes actually I love the wolf blanket

I do this too and I hope those people see the notification and think “that guy’s probably cool as hell”

that could actually work… if you do this you can go to the edge of the universe and pee on the buddha’s hand

artificial gravity like you’re proposing would be a really complicated and difficult solution, given the tech that would have to advance, compared to the ease of just spinning the spaceship around. which I could excuse, but people do it to justify boats in space. at that point just write boatfiction

my problem with that is it looks goofy. centrifuge looks cool as hell

more seriously I think the gravity button is a handwave that makes things *less* cool, instead of opening the door for more cool, unrestrained-by-physics designs. rotational gravity looks sick as fuck

birthright? buddy I was born SUPER wrong

also one thousand other things I lied sorry I’m actually a huge asshole I hate fun I hate space elves and space wizards and psionics and humanoid aliens and FTL (kinda) and galactic empires I hate everything I hope the universe explodes

I try to be generally nice and open minded about implausible “soft” scifi stuff because whatever, we’re all having fun, it’s made up. but when there’s a spaceship with an “artificial gravity” button that isn’t rotational or thrust-based I get scared and start crying and throwing up sorryyyy

paying for groceries is heroism akin to returning a wallet with hundreds of dollars. it’s NOT “cuck behavior” it’s NOT ITS NOT

100 reps of head explosion beam every day

it’s scary to be working out in the gym when there’s a couple Phone Guys in there. they could be looking at anything…

also sometimes guys will use the bench press for 300 minutes and spend most of that time sitting there and I try to blow them up with my mind. these are my gym complaints